More signs of impending dooooooom!

Trilby · 11-17-2004, 03:38 PM

#1) David Lee Roth is training as a paramedic in NYC. It is conceivable that some day DLR may actually save your life.

#2) A ten year-old grilled cheese sandwich that some people believe has the likeness of the Virgin on it is going for 22,000 on EBay. That's TWENTY-TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR A MOLDY GRILLED CHEESE.

Don't tell me the world isn't coming to an end. Both of these events were predicted in Revelations.

perth · 11-17-2004, 03:47 PM

Actually, I remember reading that the cheese sandwich has never gotten any mold. The point stands though, because I'm pretty sure Revelation never got that specific.

Troubleshooter · 11-17-2004, 03:59 PM

$70k now...

I can't say it enough, people are stupid.

breakingnews · 11-17-2004, 04:25 PM

I would pay for the knock-off version (well one of them):
Grilled cheese with the likeness of a virgin mary ... kate olsen.

What was the other one?

garnet · 11-17-2004, 05:21 PM

Mmmmmm.....grilled cheese.

Cyber Wolf · 11-17-2004, 05:33 PM

Well dang, these people who have $70K to throw away on a grilled cheese sandwich can send a few thousand dollars my way too. I could put it to much better use.

Maybe I should find an interestingly-lumped potato, bake it then put it up on Ebay and see who bites.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-17-2004, 06:00 PM

$70k is reasonable but the $9.95 shipping and $.35 insurance is outrageous.

David Lee Roth just wants to cop a feel, cut your clothes with those blunt scissors while you're sedated in that windowless ambulance.

richlevy · 11-17-2004, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by garnet

Mmmmmm.....grilled cheese.

Which I just happened to have for dinner tonight.

Didn't see any celebrities in my sandwiches. I'll have to ask my wife to do better next time.

richlevy · 11-17-2004, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyber Wolf

Well dang, these people who have $70K to throw away on a grilled cheese sandwich can send a few thousand dollars my way too. I could put it to much better use.

Maybe I should find an interestingly-lumped potato, bake it then put it up on Ebay and see who bites.

How about Jesus in a Ritz cracker?

flippant · 11-17-2004, 07:32 PM

Didn't someone put up their roommates virginity on e-bay?
Anyway, I wonder if I put myself up for auction if I'd be worth less than that darned dirty cheese sandwich? Maybe if I get a virgin mary tattoo huh?
I'm not going to dwell on that too much, I might have to go get on prozac.

Trilby · 11-17-2004, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by richlevy

How about Jesus in a Ritz cracker?

I think Jesus would be more comfy on some sort of Manischewitz product.

garnet · 11-17-2004, 10:21 PM

Wasn't Jesus on a cinnamon sticky bun at one time? Or was it the Virgin Mary on some sort of danish? I've lost track.

Elspode · 11-17-2004, 11:25 PM

I have a friend who once went to a gay Pagan commitment ceremony. She brought "Cheeses on the Cross", a styrofoam cross covered with an assortment of cubed cheeses, attached with toothpicks...

wolf · 11-17-2004, 11:53 PM

Reminds me of that old Don Imus bit (remember WAAAAAY back, when he was still drinking, drugging, and FUNNY? (10,000 Hamburgers to go)), "Cheeses of Nazareth." I think it was a Revered Billy Sol Hargus bit.

Or was that Firesign Theatre?

Here's a link to the toast story.

Cyber Wolf · 11-18-2004, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy

How about Jesus in a Ritz cracker?

I dunno...Ritz are pretty nice crackers. I think Jesus would go for something a bit more modest...like saltines.

11-17-2004, 03:59 PM	#3
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	$70k now... I can't say it enough, people are stupid. __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

11-17-2004, 05:33 PM	#6
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	Well dang, these people who have $70K to throw away on a grilled cheese sandwich can send a few thousand dollars my way too. I could put it to much better use. Maybe I should find an interestingly-lumped potato, bake it then put it up on Ebay and see who bites. __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens

11-17-2004, 06:00 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	$70k is reasonable but the $9.95 shipping and $.35 insurance is outrageous. David Lee Roth just wants to cop a feel, cut your clothes with those blunt scissors while you're sedated in that windowless ambulance. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-17-2004, 07:32 PM	#10
flippant shameless....so stop trying so hard....-me Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Colorado location* Posts: 215	Didn't someone put up their roommates virginity on e-bay? Anyway, I wonder if I put myself up for auction if I'd be worth less than that darned dirty cheese sandwich? Maybe if I get a virgin mary tattoo huh? I'm not going to dwell on that too much, I might have to go get on prozac. __________________ - I know we won't meet again in the season of blossoms, And I won't sit quietly by drunk in my chamber- YU HSUAN- CHI Ninth Century, CHANG' AN

11-17-2004, 11:25 PM	#13
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I have a friend who once went to a gay Pagan commitment ceremony. She brought "Cheeses on the Cross", a styrofoam cross covered with an assortment of cubed cheeses, attached with toothpicks... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-17-2004, 03:38 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	More signs of impending dooooooom! #1) David Lee Roth is training as a paramedic in NYC. It is conceivable that some day DLR may actually save your life. #2) A ten year-old grilled cheese sandwich that some people believe has the likeness of the Virgin on it is going for 22,000 on EBay. That's TWENTY-TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR A MOLDY GRILLED CHEESE. Don't tell me the world isn't coming to an end. Both of these events were predicted in Revelations. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-17-2004, 03:47 PM	#2
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	Actually, I remember reading that the cheese sandwich has never gotten any mold. The point stands though, because I'm pretty sure Revelation never got that specific.

11-17-2004, 04:25 PM	#4
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	I would pay for the knock-off version (well one of them): Grilled cheese with the likeness of a virgin mary ... kate olsen. What was the other one?

11-17-2004, 05:21 PM	#5
garnet ... Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 657	Mmmmmm.....grilled cheese.

11-17-2004, 10:21 PM	#12
garnet ... Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 657	Wasn't Jesus on a cinnamon sticky bun at one time? Or was it the Virgin Mary on some sort of danish? I've lost track.

11-17-2004, 11:53 PM	#14
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Reminds me of that old Don Imus bit (remember WAAAAAY back, when he was still drinking, drugging, and FUNNY? (10,000 Hamburgers to go)), "Cheeses of Nazareth." I think it was a Revered Billy Sol Hargus bit. Or was that Firesign Theatre? Here's a link to the toast story. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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