What is the whiniest, most horrible song EVER? - Page 6

infinite monkey · 05-03-2011, 08:53 AM

I've had the time of my liiiiffffffffffe
And I never felt this way before
I swear, it's the truth
And I owe it all to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

monster · 05-03-2011, 08:59 AM

you bumped Ben to the orphan post position. I think you secretly like that pile of drivel......

I used to saaaaaay I and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
.....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Now it's uuuuuuus

now it's weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

monster · 05-03-2011, 09:00 AM

and "I'll be there"..........

please, don't.

infinite monkey · 05-03-2011, 09:09 AM

Most of my posts are orphans. I'm going to write a meaningful song about my orphan posts.

In the meantime:

There's nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart.

(When a song has 'once upon a time' in it, you know it's gonna suck sappy eggs.)

monster · 05-03-2011, 12:14 PM

I am sailing, I am sailing
home again
across the sea
I am sailing
stormy waters
to be near you
to be free

I am flying.......

I am yawning.......

monster · 05-03-2011, 12:21 PM

I guess now it's time for me to give up
I feel it's time
Got a picture of you beside me
got your lipstick mark still on your coffee cup
oh yeah
got a fist of pure emotion
got a head of shattered dreams
gonna leave it
gonna leave it all behind now
Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it
I just want you back for good
want you back...
want you back....
want you back for good

Whenever I'm wrong, just tell me the song and I'll sing it
because I just don't have any balls.........

RUN, GIRL, RUN!

monster · 05-03-2011, 12:34 PM

I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm

loved it at the time, now it epitomizes whiny. Even the drums are whining.

Apollo · 05-03-2011, 05:52 PM

My first instinct is "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but I don't think that even counts as music :|

footfootfoot · 05-03-2011, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

I just rediscovered Seasons in the Sun a few weeks ago. I actually put it on the iPod. It really took me back to my early childhood. It occupies the same pigeon hole in my brain as Billy Don't Be a Hero.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Yeah yeah, for me Billy Don't Be a Hero shares that space with The Night Chicago Died.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

But anyway, they're also all part of one same category, which is "60s-70s hit singles in which a major character in the song dies."

Billy, Don't Be a Hero (who dies: Billy)
Casey Jones (who dies: Casey Jones)
Leader of the Pack (who dies: Jimmy, apparently the Leader of the Pack)
Run, Joey, Run (who dies: in an ironic twist, not Joey, but his preggers whore girlfriend)
The Night Chicago Died (who dies: hoodlum gang members, a hundred cops... but not dad!)
Indian Reservation (who dies: Cherokee people, Cherokee tribe)
Seasons in the Sun (who dies: singer, listener)

But they really crossed over the line when the animals started to get it:

Wildfire (who dies: Wildfire; and, you might have missed it, Wildfire's owner)
Shannon (who dies: Shannon; and the lyrics don't say it, but they are about a dog)

But it wasn't enough to get just the animals, oh no, they had to get the imaginary mythical creatures too.

Puff, the Magic Dragon (who dies: Puff, the Magic Dragon. Honest.)

That's the night the lights went out in Georgia (casualties: Andy, singer's brother, singer's sister in law, Andy and the Brother's friendship, the Brother's and Sister-in-law's marriage, reputation of all backwoods southern Judges and Sheriffs.) basically, if Sam Peckinpah wrote songs, this would be one of his. A Bloodbath.

infinite monkey · 05-04-2011, 10:05 AM

And what the heck happened to that person or being or whatever it was in Angie Baby?

I never did understand that song!

footfootfoot · 05-04-2011, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

And what the heck happened to that person or being or whatever it was in Angie Baby?

I never did understand that song!

I believe it puts the lotion on its skin

Spexxvet · 05-04-2011, 11:45 AM

Nirvana · 05-05-2011, 02:00 PM

Satin Sheets > Jeanne Pruett

05-03-2011, 08:59 AM	#77
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you bumped Ben to the orphan post position. I think you secretly like that pile of drivel...... I used to saaaaaay I and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... .....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..... ...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Now it's uuuuuuus now it's weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-03-2011, 09:00 AM	#78
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	and "I'll be there".......... please, don't. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-03-2011, 12:14 PM	#80
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I am sailing, I am sailing home again across the sea I am sailing stormy waters to be near you to be free I am flying....... I am yawning....... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-03-2011, 12:21 PM	#81
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I guess now it's time for me to give up I feel it's time Got a picture of you beside me got your lipstick mark still on your coffee cup oh yeah got a fist of pure emotion got a head of shattered dreams gonna leave it gonna leave it all behind now Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it I just want you back for good want you back... want you back.... want you back for good Whenever I'm wrong, just tell me the song and I'll sing it because I just don't have any balls......... RUN, GIRL, RUN! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-03-2011, 12:34 PM	#82
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'm never gonna dance again guilty feet have got no rhythm loved it at the time, now it epitomizes whiny. Even the drums are whining. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-03-2011, 08:53 AM	#76
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I've had the time of my liiiiffffffffffe And I never felt this way before I swear, it's the truth And I owe it all to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

05-03-2011, 09:09 AM	#79
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Most of my posts are orphans. I'm going to write a meaningful song about my orphan posts. In the meantime: There's nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart Once upon a time I was falling in love Now I'm only falling apart Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart. (When a song has 'once upon a time' in it, you know it's gonna suck sappy eggs.)

05-03-2011, 05:52 PM	#83
Apollo i need friends Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Transplanted from PDX to Wilmington, DE Posts: 65	My first instinct is "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but I don't think that even counts as music :\| __________________ Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

05-04-2011, 10:05 AM	#85
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	And what the heck happened to that person or being or whatever it was in Angie Baby? I never did understand that song!

05-04-2011, 11:45 AM	#87
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	__________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

05-05-2011, 02:00 PM	#88
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Satin Sheets > Jeanne Pruett __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

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