Jan 22, 2010: Two Headed Hopper

xoxoxoBruce · 01-21-2010, 10:50 PM

Juan Jaramillo of Medellín, Colombia, is a bird watcher and photographer of insects, especially butterflies.

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My country is one of the most biodiverse in the world, we are number one or two in the number of species of birds, butterflies, orchids and anphibians, so I will try to share with You wath I can photograph.

Jaun post this picture of a two headed Grasshopper on TREKnature.

His description

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This insect belongs to the Orthoptera order, where the grasshoppers, crickets and katydids are.
I don't know the scientific name. The animal looks like it has two heads, and the red one is more attractive probably to distract a possible predator from the real one .
The picture was taken in a farm with an old coffee plantation, in Amaga, state of Antioquia, Colombia. The altitude is 1.400 m above sea level.

Granted Jaun's English is a little rough, but it's a hell of a lot better than my Spanish.
That hopper ain't scared, he tells his predators, Bite my ass.

classicman · 01-21-2010, 10:53 PM

The best I can come up with here is to dip it in chocolate - still it seems like a waste of good chocolate to me - meh.

richlevy · 01-21-2010, 10:58 PM

So does this mean one of the heads has an asshole for a mouth?

If so, I'm going to name it "Cheney".

xoxoxoBruce · 01-21-2010, 11:00 PM

Oh shit, here comes the buttfuck him in the mouth jokes.

classicman · 01-21-2010, 11:10 PM

chocolate highway???

squirell nutkin · 01-21-2010, 11:38 PM

I've heard of the beast with two backs, but this is getting to be ridiculous.

Tuba Loons · 01-22-2010, 02:42 AM

Maybe he keeps his dinosaur brain in there. Also a lucrative Adidas futbol contract could be his if he can grow another red stripe.

capnhowdy · 01-22-2010, 06:46 AM

I've got a pic of a lizard with two tails that I took in my backyard. I'll see if I can find it and post it this weekend.

newtimer · 01-22-2010, 09:29 AM

What are YOU looking at, butthead?

SPUCK · 01-23-2010, 05:22 AM

Is it a Pushme Pullme?

newtimer · 01-23-2010, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by SPUCK

Is it a Pushme Pullme?

Pushme Pullyou.

Griff · 01-24-2010, 08:51 AM

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Gravdigr · 01-24-2010, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

The best I can come up with here is to dip it in chocolate - still it seems like a waste of good chocolate to me - meh.

No, no. Wrap it in bacon, then dip it in chocolate.

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Originally Posted by SPUCK

Is it a Pushme Pullme?

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Originally Posted by newtimer

Pushme Pullyou.

I need a pushyou pullme.

01-21-2010, 10:53 PM	#2
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	The best I can come up with here is to dip it in chocolate - still it seems like a waste of good chocolate to me - meh. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-21-2010, 10:58 PM	#3
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	So does this mean one of the heads has an asshole for a mouth? If so, I'm going to name it "Cheney". __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

01-21-2010, 11:00 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Oh shit, here comes the buttfuck him in the mouth jokes. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-21-2010, 11:10 PM	#5
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	chocolate highway??? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-21-2010, 11:38 PM	#6
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	I've heard of the beast with two backs, but this is getting to be ridiculous. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

01-22-2010, 02:42 AM	#7
Tuba Loons 3 baboons Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 38	Maybe he keeps his dinosaur brain in there. Also a lucrative Adidas futbol contract could be his if he can grow another red stripe.

01-22-2010, 06:46 AM	#8
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I've got a pic of a lizard with two tails that I took in my backyard. I'll see if I can find it and post it this weekend. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-22-2010, 09:29 AM	#9
newtimer Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 479	What are YOU looking at, butthead?

01-23-2010, 05:22 AM	#10
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Is it a Pushme Pullme?

01-24-2010, 08:51 AM	#12
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	. Attached Images __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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