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Old 01-23-2007, 09:46 AM   #1
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...when I had to fabricate an adaptor from epoxy putty to fit a resin composite fore-grip to my AK-47, Saran Wrap was perfect for keeping it from sticking.
Hey! Me, too!
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Old 01-23-2007, 11:59 AM   #2
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Saran Wrap is cling film. Except that it's really crap compared to real British cling film
[Chekov] Saran wrap vas inwented by little old lady from Leningrad.
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Old 01-23-2007, 12:09 PM   #3
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[Chekov] Saran wrap vas inwented by little old lady from Leningrad.
[/Chekov]
I meant the stuff available in the UK.

I hope she is/was a very rich little old lady. Marvelous stuff.
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Old 01-22-2007, 09:31 PM   #4
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Barista Candice Law at Cowgirls Espresso in Tukwila

Far out...Beatnik curb service!

Haaaaaa....Haaaaaaa....
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Old 01-22-2007, 09:36 PM   #5
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[Jack Benny]

Well!

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Old 01-22-2007, 09:39 PM   #6
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Well!

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Old 01-22-2007, 09:42 PM   #7
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I took the 1950s comment to mean that Sheldonrs was annoyed that this was "news"--basically, that the writer of the article thought an establishment using sexy waitresses to increase sales was somehow innovative and interesting.
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Old 01-22-2007, 11:30 PM   #8
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Actually I was refering to a time when it was considered OK to objectify women but hey, what do I know.
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Old 01-23-2007, 02:21 AM   #9
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I don't think the girls are a victim here.
They got it. They sell it. They still got it. Whatta country.
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Old 01-23-2007, 05:22 AM   #10
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I don't like it. And I can't even structure a coherent argument as to why not. I tried, but it was too defensive and kept saying what I didn't mean.

I just feel about it the same way I felt about some lager ads recently in the UK. "Carling Don't Make..." [coffee stands in this case] ".. but if they did, they'd be the best in the world." Trouble was, the bank was full of slim sexy women who found the men in the advert sexy, the club was full of slim sexy women who found the men in the advert sexy, the shared house was full of slim sexy women who loved football and cooking and probably wanted sex etc etc etc. Where's my advert?

Where's my coffee stand?

I pay exactly the same price for my beer/ coffee as a man, I want someone to come sit down with me, laugh at my jokes, tell me he's never met a woman like me before and damn aren't I intelligent. Oh I know he's paid to do it, but it puts a smile on my face....

Hmmmm. Perhaps I will open that women only coffee shop after all.
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Old 01-23-2007, 05:56 AM   #11
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....Where's my coffee stand?

I pay exactly the same price for my beer/ coffee as a man, I want someone to come sit down with me, laugh at my jokes, tell me he's never met a woman like me before and damn aren't I intelligent. Oh I know he's paid to do it, but it puts a smile on my face....

Hmmmm. Perhaps I will open that women only coffee shop after all.
I'd be a customer.
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Old 01-23-2007, 08:42 AM   #12
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A biro is a ballpoint pen. I'm afraid I don't get the rest of it either.
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:22 AM   #13
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Yup, that's it. I was having a cryptic moment. (And sorry, a whiny expat one, thanks for not sending me packing)

Saran Wrap is a brand name Americans tend to use more frequently than the real product name, which is cling film. It confuses new expats for a while. Biros had a similar effect on American expats in the UK. A Biro is a ballpoint pen.

Limeys is what some Americans call us Brits -some take offence to it, although I don't. Septics in a Brit expat term for Americans, it's not terribly nice -in my opinion- it's not one I personally use on a regular basis, I have no idea why I used it last night -I was miserable and fed up and having a beer and I'm sorry if I upset anyone, I think this is a wonderful board full of lovely people and I do like living in America, I just feel a long way from what I know every now and then. Particularly monthly, although that's probably TMI.

Oh and nuffink is nothing. which is about the value of my post, really. beest should take my computer away late at night. I forget y'all don't know me as well as I feel I know you and as well as people on other boards do.

i'll get my coat.
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:29 AM   #14
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Yup, that's it. I was having a cryptic moment. (And sorry, a whiny expat one, thanks for not sending me packing)

Saran Wrap is a brand name Americans tend to use more frequently than the real product name, which is cling film. It confuses new expats for a while. Biros had a similar effect on American expats in the UK. A Biro is a ballpoint pen.

Limeys is what some Americans call us Brits -some take offence to it, although I don't. Septics in a Brit expat term for Americans, it's not terribly nice -in my opinion- it's not one I personally use on a regular basis, I have no idea why I used it last night -I was miserable and fed up and having a beer and I'm sorry if I upset anyone, I think this is a wonderful board full of lovely people and I do like living in America, I just feel a long way from what I know every now and then. Particularly monthly, although that's probably TMI.

Oh and nuffink is nothing. which is about the value of my post, really. beest should take my computer away late at night. I forget y'all don't know me as well as I feel I know you and as well as people on other boards do.

i'll get my coat.

Oh, darling! Please don't beat yourself up! I didn't think it was rude at all, I just wondered what the heck you meant! I knew it was some British slang and I was just pulling your leg. It'll be ok, monster. Did you know that some British bloke calculated that Jan. 22 was the most depressing time of the year? So, see. It's not just you. AND! You live in Michigan! How depressing it that? (I kid, I kid!)
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Old 01-23-2007, 10:07 AM   #15
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AND! You live in Michigan! How depressing it that? (I kid, I kid!)
Pretty darn depressing right now, with Pfizer deciding to leave Ann Arbor.

thanks. what a misery guts I am.

Now, I agree that the Saran Wrap is hard to get off the roll, but once it is, I can't get it to cling to anything other than itself, and even that's a bit hit and miss -as soon as I try to stretch it tight, it slips. The supermarket brand was awful. So I have my MIL bring Sainsbury's cheapo brand when she comes over. Perhaps I just had a bad batch. Or two? Thinking about it, it's not something I've heard other expats moan about, so it must be my and my weird needs.

You need an awful lot of cling film for a Mazola party and you need to be sure it's going to seal.
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