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Old 08-02-2005, 06:38 PM   #16
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The perfect teenage body is a myth, anyway. They have zits, they have weight issues, they're just as blemished as the rest of the world.
I can see that you didn't date a pre-Olympic gymnast in high school...
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Old 08-02-2005, 08:42 PM   #17
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I can see that you didn't date a pre-Olympic gymnast in high school...
Are you saying you did? I think we need some details here....
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Old 08-02-2005, 09:27 PM   #18
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I can see that you didn't date a pre-Olympic gymnast in high school...
Isn't that just a way around the age of consent laws?
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Old 08-03-2005, 08:58 AM   #19
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Like what? A sandwich? Teenagers don't know how to...you know...
hey, they gotta learn sometime!
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Old 08-03-2005, 09:28 AM   #20
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I can see that you didn't date a pre-Olympic gymnast in high school...
No, but I dated a pre-Olympic downhill skier in college. It was like making out with a piece of beef jerky. With steel thighs the size of my waist.

The jazz dancer was alright though Too bad she was looking for a husband (at 19). Freaked me out, never got past 2nd base. In fact, I was a virgin until 22.
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Old 08-03-2005, 10:15 AM   #21
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Isn't that just a way around the age of consent laws?
What, making sure they're as young as you are? It's certainly an added benefit.

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Are you saying you did? I think we need some details here....
Eh, not a lot to tell. He had been doing gymnastics since the age of four I think--had the stunted growth and vicious muscles to prove it--and had been steadily working his way up the ladder to the Olympics (medaling in the "Junior Olympics," and other similar events generally considered to be indicators of future Olympic performance) until the end of junior year, when it came time for the big push to actually try to qualify. He decided he was tired of it, didn't want the stress, so he just stopped. I think he was surprised everyone was so supportive.

After that, he still did 80 casual pushups every morning and night though, just to "stay sorta fit."
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Old 08-03-2005, 11:12 AM   #22
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I thought male gymnasts were gay?
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Old 08-03-2005, 11:44 AM   #23
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I can assure you this one, at least, was not.
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Old 08-03-2005, 01:24 PM   #24
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Is that the final age of consent, or is that conditional on a maximum difference in ages? ie 14/15 is OK, but 14/20 is not
nevermind, i finally got to um, clod's (?) post


Yeah, I thought it was a two-year gap, or something like that.

14-16
16-18
17-19

Not 16-42

There was a rumor that my high-school advisor, who was then about 35 or 36, tagged a senior when he came over to "review his college essays." I'm jealous.
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Old 08-16-2005, 08:41 PM   #25
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My school counselour when I lived in OH nailed a few of the senior class. My sister tells me this a few years later (she was in the class.)
Should I be suspicious? heh
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Old 08-16-2005, 08:53 PM   #26
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When I was in high school the male teachers were PIGS. One got a girl pregnant and was subsequently fired, lost his teaching certificate and sued by her parents; another was put on administrative leave with pay (wtf is that) until the board of ed could figure things out, he was eventually fired and lost his teaching certificate/privelages. The third was discovered not too long ago when one of the girls (yes that's right 'one of the girls')came forward to press charges and prevent him from doing the same to anyone else....WTF
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Old 09-21-2005, 01:31 PM   #27
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Judge says NO to release of nude photos of Debra LaFave

Tampa, Florida - In a Tampa courtroom, a motion for protective order was granted to the attorney for former middle school teacher Debra LaFave.

That means, nude photos that were taken by law enforcement as part of the teacher sex investigation will not be made public.

The state agreed with the defense in this case.

The state also said in light of the fact that they have DNA evidence, they probably won't even use the photos at trial.

But the pictures were one of the first bit of evidence they had.

Recently the attorney for LaFave, John Fitzgibbons, went public with his plea that the photos not be made public.

He says they are "pornographic" in nature. Law enforcement says the photos are standard procedure in this type of investigation.

LaFave is accused of having a sexual relationship with a 14 year old boy while a teacher at Greco Middle School.

This story has gone international. You can see our story about worldwide attention online, by clicking on the story on the right.

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Old 09-21-2005, 01:52 PM   #28
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hell, i'd like to see her nekkid!
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Old 09-21-2005, 02:10 PM   #29
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Definately agree with Clodfobble on the teenage "truth". From talkin to the teenagers around here they are all underage dumbasses that think they are "the shit". But when I was in high school there was the one spanish teacher.............................
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Old 09-21-2005, 02:57 PM   #30
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The perfect teenage body is a myth, anyway. They have zits, they have weight issues, they're just as blemished as the rest of the world. Add to that the MTV-centric conversation and the lack of skillz sex-wise, and you have a recipe for a pretty uninteresting evening.
So sorry to disappoint.

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But I don't see the teacher-attractiveness of it all. They're so, you know, old...

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