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04-13-2005, 02:11 AM
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Professor
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Spring, Texas
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You know the end is nearer than the beginning when...
"Dating a woman" means trying to figure out how old she is.
Taking off your socks is almost impossible without at least two participants. You pee in the backyard instead of the bathroom because it's nearer. You stop worrying about death because it only means you get to sleep later every day. Somebody is choking and you start trying to remember how to do the Alzheimer's Maneuver. Your ZIP code begins with a number greater than 2, or you wish it did. Crack was an end to a means, not a means to an end. |
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04-13-2005, 09:24 AM
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
Join Date: Jun 2004
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NBN, I'm worried about you. We haven't seen any of your typically raunchy pics lately, and now this kind of morbid post. Everything OK? Or did the HMO cancel your Viagra 'script?
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04-13-2005, 09:30 AM
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cold whack fashizzel
Join Date: Apr 2005
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maybe you need more protien drinks and barbells, girly man?
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04-13-2005, 09:40 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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How many user IDs do you have, LJ?
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04-13-2005, 09:56 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: under the weather
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i don't know how many LJ has, but I just tried to use an alternate ID to spam this thread with an internet cigarette scam, and UT banned me. Religious little valley, ain't it?
*sigh* i guess i'll just GET BACK TO WORK, then 
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04-13-2005, 10:29 AM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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Sorry man, my advanced sarcasm filter is broken
 
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04-13-2005, 11:51 AM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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04-13-2005, 11:52 AM
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Nabbed
Join Date: Jan 2005
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04-13-2005, 11:53 AM
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ever vigilant
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Washington DC
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04-13-2005, 11:56 AM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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and maybe one or two more that i cant remember the name of. how many do you have?
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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04-13-2005, 12:39 PM
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04-13-2005, 03:00 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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But that's only because I don't tell him about the other voices... 
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04-13-2005, 03:22 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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does anyone care about NBN? I, as a customer, do care. What is going ON? I've tried to stalk NBN but cannot. What is a girl in love to do???????
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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04-13-2005, 10:53 PM
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Professor
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Spring, Texas
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I'm not hard to find,
 And you'll find me hard
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04-14-2005, 10:49 AM
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stalking a Tom
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: on the edge of the english channel
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I have this one for when I want to wear women's underwear and get bitchy and emotional. Lord knows I have found the woman within. I just wish I could get in the woman within.
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