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View Poll Results: Should we run down those "Evil doers" from the "Axis of Evil"?
Yes, they are a waste of air and food 2 10.53%
No, I'm an ultra liberal who still hates the "baby killers" of the vietnam war 1 5.26%
No, that guy is retarded 11 57.89%
Yes, people with beards are not trustworthy..... 5 26.32%
Voters: 19. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 03-19-2004, 11:59 AM   #1
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France did something right for once!

I just read about this 30ish year old man who tried to run down a guy who looked like Osama just cause of the physical likeness. If only the world was like this......that would be nuts.
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Old 03-19-2004, 12:03 PM   #2
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"Yes, people with beards are not trustworthy....."

Keeps the clippers and the Glock handy.
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Old 03-19-2004, 01:18 PM   #3
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Not just a joke. People with beards and mustaches, statistically, don't get elected today. Curious what we use to decide who (what) is trustworthy. Which then raises the question - could we elect a woman who does not shave her underarms?
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Old 03-19-2004, 04:04 PM   #4
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Which then raises the question - could we elect a woman who does not shave her underarms?
How the hell would anyone know? By the time most women get to the "electable" age, they stop wearing tank tops to cabinet meetings...

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Old 03-19-2004, 05:50 PM   #5
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How the hell would anyone know? By the time most women get to the "electable" age, they stop wearing tank tops to cabinet meetings...
There's always some nude photograph hiding about somewhere. Just ask Venessa Williams - former Miss America from NJ. Wouldn't be a problem in France - neither the nude picture nor the hair.
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Old 03-19-2004, 07:50 PM   #6
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I voted Yes. The French are a waste of air and food.
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Old 03-19-2004, 08:23 PM   #7
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I voted Yes. The French are a waste of air and food.

Yawn! Get over the fact that France didnt help you in your illegal war in Iraq.

And I'm positive you didnt think them a waste of space when they aided you in Afghanistan.
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Old 03-19-2004, 08:38 PM   #8
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And I'm positive you didnt think them a waste of space when they aided you in Afghanistan.
I do. As a matter of fact they've been worse than that (think hindrance) in every war since the American revolution. In WW I, they probably caused more American casualties than the Germans.
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Old 03-19-2004, 09:46 PM   #9
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Yawn! Get over the fact that France didnt help you in your illegal war in Iraq.

And I'm positive you didnt think them a waste of space when they aided you in Afghanistan.

You're positive, huh? Well, you're wrong, dickhead.

Take your shithole opinion and fart on out.

And this has nothing to do with Iraq, fuckwad.

I fuckin hate people who profess to know what I am or am not thinking, based on one statement.

Here, I'll make it easy for you on this one: I think you're a fucking idiot.


edit: added a point and changed the flow.

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Old 03-19-2004, 11:05 PM   #10
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Yawn! Get over the fact that France didnt help you in your illegal war in Iraq.
Yeah, I kinda thought that an old oilman like Dubya would have respected the fact that France was standing on their moral imperative to get all those Iraqi oil contract dollars they had pending.
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Old 03-19-2004, 11:16 PM   #11
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Yawn! Get over the fact that France didnt help you in your illegal war in Iraq.

And I'm positive you didnt think them a waste of space when they aided you in Afghanistan.
One word: Vichy
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Old 03-20-2004, 01:19 AM   #12
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I do. As a matter of fact they've been worse than that (think hindrance) in every war since the American revolution. In WW I, they probably caused more American casualties than the Germans.

I have a french rifle from that war. Never been fired. only dropped once, too.

F the french. and the cheese they rode in on.





and Cougar, ....."fart on out?" .......mmmmpphh. where'd ya get THAT? Outtakes from the Partridge Family?
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Old 03-20-2004, 01:24 AM   #13
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shit. that was actually me
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Old 03-20-2004, 02:30 AM   #14
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Damnit. I keep clicking on this thread thinking that it will be interesting, and it isn't.
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Old 03-20-2004, 05:56 AM   #15
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At one point the French in Afghanistan ignored a direct order due to supposedly political reasons. Their military is useless and yes, not needed to manage Afghanistan or any other conflict.
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