Halloween 2013 - Page 4

lumberjim · 10-24-2013, 07:18 AM

It's about time you finally registered, Liss. Now, if you would just press ctrl, shift, alt, and F10, the spy ware dashboard we use to monitor lurkers will come up. Next, go to tools, options, and click the tab for Sites. Select cellar.org, and enter your log in info. When prompted, agree to the terms and conditions, recite the cellar Oath, and click the "STOP MONITORING" button.

Oh, and that's a very nice collection of tea kettle cozies you've got pictures of in the Yarn Barn file on drive E:

Did you make them all? Do you sell them? How much to have one shipped to the Norristown Mental Hospital? (Asking for a friend)

Clodfobble · 10-24-2013, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

The current bucket is an icky orange and red mess, advertising the boneless chicken, so I had to print the old school bucket and tape it over it.

Not to mention the fact that they've refused to use the word "fried" in over a decade. I remember the first time I heard an ad claiming that KFC stood for "Kitchen-Fresh Chicken(!)" Made me scream at the radio in fury.

lumberjim · 10-24-2013, 12:56 PM

Liss, this is my friend, Clodfobble. She talks to the radio. She wants a pink cozy.

Clodfobble · 10-24-2013, 02:36 PM

Is that one of those new euphemisms you were asking for?

lumberjim · 10-24-2013, 05:04 PM

hm no one saw what i did there?

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It's about time you finally registered, Liss. Now, if you would just press ctrl, shift, alt, and F10, the spy ware dashboard we use to monitor lurkers will come up. Next, go to tools, options, and click the tab for Sites. Select cellar.org, and enter your log in info. When prompted, agree to the terms and conditions, recite the cellar Oath, and click the "STOP MONITORING" button.

here I'm just goofing, trying to freak out the lurker by pretending that I have somehow installed spy software on her computer. not very funny on it's own. mildly amusing because of the overblown 'jim is freaked out by / askeered of lurkers meme. meh

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Oh, and that's a very nice collection of tea kettle cozies you've got pictures of in the Yarn Barn file on drive E:

so now I go further into the gag, pretending that I have been browsing her computer, where I've seen jpegs of many tea kettle cozies on her E drive.
- still not terribly funny....but bear with me... it's coming

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Did you make them all? Do you sell them? How much to have one shipped to the Norristown Mental Hospital? (Asking for a friend)

ok, so here, I wrap it all up. The request to have them shipped to a mental facility refers to fargon's introducing himself as crazy to another newb a coupe days ago. I pretend that it's for a 'friend' which is to say, I'm the crazy one.... but then...wolf worked in a mental hosp in Norristown, so maybe i'm talking about her... and limey knits, so maybe it's her....

so, while it's technically funny...it's really only about a 6 or 7.

now, when YOU mention screaming at a radio....

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Made me scream at the radio in fury.

this is where the joke goes from good to great.

NOW, I act like there REALLY WAS a crazy friend, and you're her!

the color of the cozy is just a red herring.

er. pink ... herring....

no?

sexobon · 10-24-2013, 06:56 PM

Everyone's just flabbergasted 'cause now they know you're ready for SNL.

sexobon · 10-24-2013, 07:12 PM

I'm still back in layering 101 with stuff like:

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants come charging down the side of the hill?

"Hello!"

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants come charging down the side of the hill and they were all wearing sunglasses?

Nothing, he didn't recognize them.

What's the difference between elephant skin and an orange peel?

The color.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a bunch of oranges come rolling down the side side of the hill?

"Hello!" ... He was color blind.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-24-2013, 08:02 PM

Jim's predecessor...

Nirvana · 10-26-2013, 10:31 AM

Found a photo of Big Sarge on the interwebs today in his Halloweenie finery. I do have to say considering his name I was expecting a bigger pan!

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lumberjim · 10-26-2013, 10:52 AM

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Jim's predecessor...

Pah. Wait till you see. That guy didn't even get a white coat. I photo shopped my beard to see what it would look like if I trimmed it to be like the colonel. I'm still on the fence about it. .

Yes, it was kind of stoned out last night.

lumberjim · 10-26-2013, 10:27 PM

Mike is a bar maid. .... with captain and coke in his Boobie.

lumberjim · 10-26-2013, 10:28 PM

lumberjim · 10-26-2013, 10:29 PM

My sprogs

lumberjim · 10-26-2013, 10:32 PM

Other various guests

lumberjim · 10-26-2013, 10:33 PM

There was only one prisoner. ...I can't seem to edit it. ... Meh

10-24-2013, 07:18 AM	#46
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	It's about time you finally registered, Liss. Now, if you would just press ctrl, shift, alt, and F10, the spy ware dashboard we use to monitor lurkers will come up. Next, go to tools, options, and click the tab for Sites. Select cellar.org, and enter your log in info. When prompted, agree to the terms and conditions, recite the cellar Oath, and click the "STOP MONITORING" button. Oh, and that's a very nice collection of tea kettle cozies you've got pictures of in the Yarn Barn file on drive E: Did you make them all? Do you sell them? How much to have one shipped to the Norristown Mental Hospital? (Asking for a friend) __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-24-2013, 12:56 PM	#48
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Liss, this is my friend, Clodfobble. She talks to the radio. She wants a pink cozy. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-24-2013, 02:36 PM	#49
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Is that one of those new euphemisms you were asking for? __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-24-2013, 08:02 PM	#53
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Jim's predecessor... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-26-2013, 10:31 AM	#54
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Found a photo of Big Sarge on the interwebs today in his Halloweenie finery. I do have to say considering his name I was expecting a bigger pan! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

10-24-2013, 06:56 PM	#51
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Everyone's just flabbergasted 'cause now they know you're ready for SNL.

10-24-2013, 07:12 PM	#52
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I'm still back in layering 101 with stuff like: What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants come charging down the side of the hill? "Hello!" What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants come charging down the side of the hill and they were all wearing sunglasses? Nothing, he didn't recognize them. What's the difference between elephant skin and an orange peel? The color. What did Tarzan say when he saw a bunch of oranges come rolling down the side side of the hill? "Hello!" ... He was color blind.

10-26-2013, 10:27 PM	#56
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Mike is a bar maid. .... with captain and coke in his Boobie. Attached Images __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-26-2013, 10:28 PM	#57
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	__________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-26-2013, 10:29 PM	#58
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	My sprogs Attached Images __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-26-2013, 10:32 PM	#59
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Other various guests Attached Images __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-26-2013, 10:33 PM	#60
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	There was only one prisoner. ...I can't seem to edit it. ... Meh __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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