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Old 08-05-2007, 03:25 PM   #16
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You're thinking of big shtick.
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Old 08-05-2007, 06:13 PM   #17
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I'm thinking of big schtick....did I say that out loud?
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Old 08-05-2007, 08:27 PM   #18
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i'm above average at having things that i'm above average at.
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Old 08-05-2007, 08:36 PM   #19
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Watch this all the way to the end ,
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Old 08-05-2007, 09:16 PM   #20
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My awesomeness is so above average.

I know that there are some things that I am definitely above average on, and other things that I think I'm above average on. But I don't like talking about them. I toot my horn when I see fit, but most of the time, I just like being me and going about my business.
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Old 08-05-2007, 09:28 PM   #21
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I can roll perfect cigarettes...

...which for someone who's given up smoking is about as useless a skill as I can imagine...

... almost as useless as the intermittently, brilliant impressions I can do. Note: intermittently...I am better than average at impressions, in that I can't always do an impression, but when I can it's very, very good...
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Old 08-05-2007, 11:50 PM   #22
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I am above average in my ability to absorb mindless bullshit in my life without actually feeling compelled to kill anyone.
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Old 08-06-2007, 01:04 AM   #23
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In which ways are you above average?

I am originally from Lake Woebegone where all the children are above average......So I guess that's it.
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Old 08-06-2007, 05:29 PM   #24
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If your IQ is over 100, you're above average.

What's your IQ?
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Old 08-06-2007, 05:35 PM   #25
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My weight?
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Old 08-06-2007, 05:50 PM   #26
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Does someone want to explain the question?
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Old 08-06-2007, 05:56 PM   #27
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Uh, Cicero, is that a trick question where I'm supposed to explain your question about explaining the question or.........um....I'm confused.

Oh, yeah! I'm above average in my ability to get confused.

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What's your IQ?
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My weight?
Damn, if my IQ were my weight, I wouldn't get so confused. Heck, I'd be running this planet!
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Old 08-06-2007, 08:57 PM   #28
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Is that in kgs or pounds?....coz my weight in kgs would probably equate to the IQ of most of the world leaders.
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Old 08-06-2007, 09:06 PM   #29
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As a teacher I know that everyone is talented in their own way and no one is average.
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Old 08-06-2007, 10:06 PM   #30
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I am above average at finding tremendous humor in Sanford and Son. Sure, others find it quite funny, but I, think it is was one of the funniest shows ever. What? You disagree? DO NOT make me come up there and kick your ass!
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