Preferred name for female genitalia - Page 2

xoxoxoBruce · 04-25-2009, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Meursault

great. i try to get a female concensus and i get dudes answering. well fine! i'd better not hear any females complaing about the names i use for their junk...

Call it what you want, but it ain't junk.

Crimson Ghost · 04-25-2009, 02:02 AM

No matter what you call it, guys will do the stupidest shit to get it.

And women know that.

And yet, they still marry us.

I believe that's because you can't take a battery home to meet your mother.

TheMercenary · 04-25-2009, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Call it what you want, but it ain't junk.

Second. If you expect to get any of it on a regular basis you better come up with a new name for it.

DanaC · 04-25-2009, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Them gals must be sworn to secrecy, or (more likely) they haven't got a Y chromosome and therefore are too busy thinking about whether their ass is too big, or not big enough, or if they remembered to feed the fish or cats or what are they going to make for dinner and was she insinuating that I am low class by that remark I wonder if there is a sale on english muffins at the store this week, we can freeze the extras Sally hasn't returned my call I wonder if she is ok, that guy she is going out with is such a jerk, I think she needs to work on her self esteem, how come my trainer makes that funny face when I am on the adductor machine? I don't know if I should continue my membership there...

Oh my God. He gets it.

I don't really have a preferred term. Not really. Most I don't mind. I have terms I detest. Don't like the word 'pussy'. Dunno why, always found that one an uncomfortable fit. Don't mind 'cunt'. Or 'Vag', or 'Bajina' *grins*. But not pussy. Always sounds fucking dumb to me. Don't think it works when an English guy says it.

There was a couple I used to know in Bolton. They lived in the flat below us. For some reason this topic of conversation came up at a party and apparently, he called it her little flower. *blinks* This of course led to this poor girl being greeted with "Hey, Lisa! Show us Your Flower!" for about the next five years :P

SteveDallas · 04-25-2009, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

I believe that's because you can't take a battery home to meet your mother.

That's close, but not quite. I'd say that their mothers want grandchildren. If it weren't for that, the mothers would probably recommend the batteries instead of the men.

Shawnee123 · 04-25-2009, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

That's close, but not quite. I'd say that their mothers want grandchildren. If it weren't for that, the mothers would probably recommend the batteries instead of the men.

Heh, mine would. My brothers gave her the grandchildren, it's all good.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-25-2009, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

And yet, they still marry us.

There's simple explanation..

DucksNuts · 04-25-2009, 09:56 PM

In our house, the little boys like to refer to it as a "pretend willy", me being sprung whilst dashing to the clothes dryer....."heeeeey, you have a pretend willy, not a REAL one".

Im happier calling people "cunts" than refering to a vagina that way.

My circle of friends use, twat, fanny, baj, minge and gina (sorry Gina

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Crimson Ghost · 04-26-2009, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

There's simple explanation..

When she stated that men are only good for chores because we're stupid, that's when I knew she's gonna be alone a long, LONG time.

BigV · 04-26-2009, 01:09 AM

Sorry... I've been following along... I'm a little ... confused.

What is this female genitalia you speak of?

TheMercenary · 04-26-2009, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Them gals must be sworn to secrecy, or (more likely) they haven't got a Y chromosome and therefore are too busy thinking about whether their ass is too big, or not big enough, or if they remembered to feed the fish or cats or what are they going to make for dinner and was she insinuating that I am low class by that remark I wonder if there is a sale on english muffins at the store this week, we can freeze the extras Sally hasn't returned my call I wonder if she is ok, that guy she is going out with is such a jerk, I think she needs to work on her self esteem, how come my trainer makes that funny face when I am on the adductor machine? I don't know if I should continue my membership there...

That's what they are thinking when you have sex with them.

DanaC · 04-26-2009, 06:28 AM

No, no. Far more distracted during sex :P

TheMercenary · 04-26-2009, 06:40 AM

capnhowdy · 04-26-2009, 08:27 AM

Cooter

now that's old school

Shawnee123 · 04-26-2009, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

That's what they are thinking when you have sex with them.

Which means: Ur doin' it wrong.

04-25-2009, 02:02 AM	#17
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	No matter what you call it, guys will do the stupidest shit to get it. And women know that. And yet, they still marry us. I believe that's because you can't take a battery home to meet your mother. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

04-26-2009, 01:09 AM	#25
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Sorry... I've been following along... I'm a little ... confused. What is this female genitalia you speak of? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-26-2009, 06:40 AM	#28
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	__________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-26-2009, 08:27 AM	#29
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Cooter now that's old school __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

04-25-2009, 09:56 PM	#23
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	In our house, the little boys like to refer to it as a "pretend willy", me being sprung whilst dashing to the clothes dryer....."heeeeey, you have a pretend willy, not a REAL one". Im happier calling people "cunts" than refering to a vagina that way. My circle of friends use, twat, fanny, baj, minge and gina (sorry Gina )

04-26-2009, 06:28 AM	#27
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	No, no. Far more distracted during sex :P

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