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03-30-2009, 05:12 AM | #16 |
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It's not pink..
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03-30-2009, 05:30 AM | #17 |
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You ever show me "Leon", I'm thinking:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc_204tXHZY Holden: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down... Leon: What one? Holden: What? Leon: What desert? Holden: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical. Leon: But, how come I'd be there? Holden: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you.. . Leon: Tortoise? What's that? Holden: [irritated by Leon's interruptions] You know what a turtle is? Leon: Of course! Holden: Same thing. Leon: I've never seen a turtle... But I understand what you mean. Holden: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon. Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you? Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Leon: [angry at the suggestion] What do you mean, I'm not helping? Holden: I mean you're not helping! Why is that, Leon? [Leon has become visibly shaken] Holden: They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we continue? |
03-30-2009, 06:34 AM | #18 |
We have to go back, Kate!
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A lion? Well, I suppose if you squint...hadn't occurred to me til you said it...
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03-30-2009, 06:59 AM | #19 |
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A Lion! Where? /Whitewhitch
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03-30-2009, 07:09 AM | #20 |
We have to go back, Kate!
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Take another look. Look close. I know, it's easy to miss.
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03-30-2009, 07:28 AM | #21 |
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Miss what?
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03-30-2009, 07:29 AM | #22 |
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oh. A damn lion..er I mean a leon.
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03-30-2009, 07:36 AM | #23 |
I'm still a jerk
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The leon reminds me of the lion from the wizard of oz. ... perro comida ...Me gusta
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03-30-2009, 08:16 AM | #24 | ||
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Quote:
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03-30-2009, 08:56 AM | #25 |
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03-30-2009, 11:28 AM | #26 |
The desert SW sucks....
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labradoodle me's guessin.... wheres this lion yall be talking 'bout?
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03-30-2009, 04:15 PM | #27 |
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I'm so surprised no one has commented on the five gallon buckets of "Mexlub" in the corner.....Come on! Jump in! The gutter's fine!!!
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03-30-2009, 07:29 PM | #28 |
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We can throw the cat UT posted right in the same pot with the leon.....to enhance flavor.
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03-30-2009, 09:08 PM | #29 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Lion? I didn't see a lion.
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03-31-2009, 08:59 AM | #30 |
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Benji's got the mange!
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