The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 420

ZenGum · 12-06-2008, 08:07 AM

This is one case where Don't Ask Don't Tell suits me fiiiinneee.

dar512 · 12-06-2008, 01:10 PM

@impress - that was great. And actually a fairly decent performance.

RellikLaerec · 12-06-2008, 01:11 PM

If a shotgun wedding is defined as being a short notice wedding. Then what the hell would this be? Daddy just found out last night she was 8.9 months pregnant? lol

impress · 12-06-2008, 11:47 PM

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When Henry said he wanted to pork Linda, this isn't quite what he'd had in mind.

John · 12-07-2008, 05:30 PM

John · 12-07-2008, 05:31 PM

classicman · 12-07-2008, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John

Look! It's a Plaxico Burress impersonator!

SteveDallas · 12-07-2008, 07:52 PM

Is that an outtake from Heroes?

Stress Puppy · 12-07-2008, 07:59 PM

Aha! I knew I'd seen her somehwere.

ZenGum · 12-07-2008, 08:05 PM

I have no idea who Plaxico Burress is ... I presumed that was just a Walmart sales assistant...

classicman · 12-07-2008, 08:14 PM

The New York Giants player who shot himself in the thigh with a gun he wasn't supposed to have.

footfootfoot · 12-07-2008, 10:35 PM

Heroes?

SteveDallas · 12-07-2008, 11:07 PM

Heroes.

Mayor of Shekou · 12-07-2008, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Everyone will wear them eventually. He is just getting a head start on the rest of us.

In college a frat house held a "Depends Party" - everybody wore depends adult diapers, drank beer all night, and never got up to go to the bathroom.

Aliantha · 12-07-2008, 11:28 PM

My brother and some of his mates from uni used to play this beer drinking game where the next one to get up and pee had to buy the next round.

Anyway, one night they'd been drinking for hours and two of them had not gotten up once. Proceeding tackling and bullshitting revealed that the two guys had cathetarised themselves and were sporting bags of pee strapped to their inner thighs.

12-06-2008, 08:07 AM	#6286
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	This is one case where Don't Ask Don't Tell suits me fiiiinneee. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-06-2008, 01:10 PM	#6287
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	@impress - that was great. And actually a fairly decent performance. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

12-06-2008, 01:11 PM	#6288
RellikLaerec Faithful Companion Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Buckeye City Posts: 185	If a shotgun wedding is defined as being a short notice wedding. Then what the hell would this be? Daddy just found out last night she was 8.9 months pregnant? lol Attached Images

12-06-2008, 11:47 PM	#6289
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	When Henry said he wanted to pork Linda, this isn't quite what he'd had in mind. __________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

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Stress Puppy Elite Elitist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fresno, CA Posts: 359	Aha! I knew I'd seen her somehwere. __________________ ~Stress Puppy~ Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur

12-07-2008, 05:30 PM	#6290
John Operations Operative Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 562

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12-07-2008, 07:52 PM	#6293
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Is that an outtake from Heroes?

12-07-2008, 08:05 PM	#6295
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I have no idea who Plaxico Burress is ... I presumed that was just a Walmart sales assistant... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-07-2008, 08:14 PM	#6296
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	The New York Giants player who shot himself in the thigh with a gun he wasn't supposed to have. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-07-2008, 10:35 PM	#6297
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Heroes? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-07-2008, 11:07 PM	#6298
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Heroes.

12-07-2008, 11:28 PM	#6300
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	My brother and some of his mates from uni used to play this beer drinking game where the next one to get up and pee had to buy the next round. Anyway, one night they'd been drinking for hours and two of them had not gotten up once. Proceeding tackling and bullshitting revealed that the two guys had cathetarised themselves and were sporting bags of pee strapped to their inner thighs. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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