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07-31-2009, 12:17 AM | #1 | ||
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July 31, 2009: Beauty Pageant
Isn't she lovely
Isn't she wonderfull Isn't she precious ....... Yes, a beauty pageant for camels. Quote:
But how do you tell a "pretty" camel from an ugly one? Quote:
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07-31-2009, 12:32 AM | #2 |
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She is beautiful....almost as beautiful as the chocolate brown llama with long eyelashes and the oatmeal radar I met nearly a decade ago in Perth.
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07-31-2009, 02:43 AM | #3 |
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Funny, Wouldnt think they had so much water too splash around.
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07-31-2009, 02:48 AM | #4 |
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It's all about priorities.
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07-31-2009, 02:53 AM | #5 | |
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Welcome to the Cellar, avail9988.
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07-31-2009, 06:32 AM | #6 |
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What a difficult decision. They are all so absolutely stunning. Kinda like choosing your cleanest dirty shirt.
"Wow! Just look at the hump on that contestant. Back to you, Bob."
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07-31-2009, 07:35 AM | #7 |
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That first one has a big hairy mole on her hump. I once knew a girl who... uh, never mind.
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07-31-2009, 08:36 AM | #8 |
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I wonder how many of them have had hump jobs.
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07-31-2009, 09:02 AM | #9 |
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Kinda like a Turducken:
<a href="http://www.recipezaar.com/Whole-Stuffed-Camel-67495">Whole Stuffed Camel</a> |
07-31-2009, 09:10 AM | #10 |
putting the "g" in flight
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Didn't someone make a song about this? "My lovely lady humps"?
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07-31-2009, 10:17 AM | #11 |
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"...Her back high...rump that's not too big...The hair, of course, must shine...good head is massive. Her nose should have a strong arch in the bridge, sloping toward a bottom lip...A long neck appeals. As do long legs. And the judges examine the two toes of the feet..."
Before we judge their culture too harshly, keep in mind those are the same criteria used to judge the Miss Universe pageants. All the way from the shiny hair to the camel toe. |
07-31-2009, 10:21 AM | #12 | |
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07-31-2009, 11:30 AM | #13 |
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I like big humps and I can not lie.
All you other sheiks can't deny When a ungulate walks in with an itty-bitty neck And a bumpy thing in your face You get sprung!
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07-31-2009, 01:37 PM | #14 |
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That's what the miss universe pageant needs!
When the contestants come out wearing their bikinis, we need a guy to come out and hose them down.
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07-31-2009, 02:42 PM | #15 | |
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Yep, I was waiting for the camel toe I was...
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I wonder who does that rap, 'Sir Spits A Lot'?
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