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Old 12-08-2010, 04:44 PM   #3001
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you have to tailgate on the sure kill expressway or that will happen to you the whole way in. srsly.
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Old 12-09-2010, 05:01 AM   #3002
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try to think of my cock. that should cheer you up.
Doctor: "Well, Mr. Helm, what's concerning me right now is this large metal wire sticking out of your cock."

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Old 12-09-2010, 07:15 AM   #3003
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Without that wire it can't be hung.
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Old 12-09-2010, 10:00 AM   #3004
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The return of my sense of smell. People are stinky.
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Old 12-09-2010, 04:09 PM   #3005
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... improper use of reflexive pronouns.
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Old 12-09-2010, 08:43 PM   #3006
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That annoys myself too.
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Old 12-09-2010, 08:47 PM   #3007
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I was just talking to some friends about this very subject, and they agreed with myself about it.

George, Sally, and myself...we all HATE that misguided pretentiousness. Pretentiousnocity? Pretentionality?
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Old 12-09-2010, 09:01 PM   #3008
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Pretensificationality. ish. ness.
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Old 12-11-2010, 05:02 PM   #3009
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Without that wire it can't be hung.
So, all it takes is a little wire, and I don't have to be like this anymore?
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Old 12-11-2010, 05:46 PM   #3010
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So, all it takes is a little wire, and I don't have to be like this anymore?
If you experience an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours, call your hardware store.
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Old 12-12-2010, 01:04 PM   #3011
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So, all it takes is a little wire, and I don't have to be like this anymore?
It looks like this guy just used rope....

http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p...postcount=3097
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Old 12-13-2010, 12:10 AM   #3012
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Max has a summer cold and has been grumpy for two days, and now he's chucking a wobbly on the hallway floor.

It's actually verging on pissing me off to be honest. He's only doing it because he thinks it's bath time, but it's way too early yet and he'll just get filthy again before bedtime.
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Old 12-14-2010, 01:21 AM   #3013
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...and now he's chucking a wobbly on the hallway floor.
Umm...could you Merkinize that for me?
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Old 12-14-2010, 04:14 AM   #3014
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Throwing a tantrum.
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Old 12-14-2010, 05:46 AM   #3015
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What's irritating me ? .....


The guy that went looking for space on our main development computer...

... and erased the backup of the database.


That's the biggest file, but not the oldest.




Moron.
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