Should guns be allowed to become Christians?

mrnoodle · 10-30-2006, 11:25 PM

I say no. They'd jump up and start killing the gays and shellfish eaters with no intervention. By stoning, most likely.

10-30-2006, 11:38 PM

I think any gun that takes Jesus as its savior and is baptized should be allowed the chance for God's grace. Plus, they could all then be beaten back into plow-shears.

Aliantha · 10-30-2006, 11:40 PM

I think guns are tools of the devil and should be stoned to death!

mrnoodle · 10-30-2006, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by marichiko

I think any gun that takes Jesus as its savior and is baptized should be allowed the chance for God's grace. Plus, they could all then be beaten back into plow-shears.

I don't know. The knives are Muslim, and would be offended if we didn't throw them a bone as well. I know, they can have God's grace by strapping on C4 and blowing up in people's kitchen drawers.

Trilby · 10-31-2006, 05:19 AM

I don't think guns are inherently bad. I think society makes them that way.

glatt · 10-31-2006, 07:59 AM

You know guns are just compensating for their, um, shortcomings. If finding Christ will help them to deal with that in a more productive manner, then I'm all for it.

Spexxvet · 10-31-2006, 08:02 AM

Why should guns be Christian, when bullets already are. Sowing seeds, and all, you know...

Torrere · 11-01-2006, 12:28 AM

The guns didn't choose to be violent. That's how they were created, just the same way that teddy bears were created to be cuddled.

lumberjim · 11-01-2006, 12:56 AM

who are we to judge? how can one ask wether to allow a gun to be a religion? if a gun, or all guns choose to be christian, what business is it of ours? would you stop being a christian because you think the guns are ruining your religion?

Now, if Christian Guns started getting all up in my face, and knocking on my door trying to 'Save' me, then i've got a problem with it.

So ,I guess your question begs another question......but i'm falling asleep. so nevermind

Elspode · 11-03-2006, 03:00 PM

If guns *were* Christian, would that mean that it was immoral for them to go off outside of a monogamous marital relationship?

9th Engineer · 11-05-2006, 08:16 PM

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I don't think guns are inherently bad. I think society makes them that way.

You liberal softy

10-30-2006, 11:25 PM	#1
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Should guns be allowed to become Christians? I say no. They'd jump up and start killing the gays and shellfish eaters with no intervention. By stoning, most likely. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

10-30-2006, 11:40 PM	#3
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I think guns are tools of the devil and should be stoned to death! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-31-2006, 08:02 AM	#7
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Why should guns be Christian, when bullets already are. Sowing seeds, and all, you know... __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-01-2006, 12:56 AM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	who are we to judge? how can one ask wether to allow a gun to be a religion? if a gun, or all guns choose to be christian, what business is it of ours? would you stop being a christian because you think the guns are ruining your religion? Now, if Christian Guns started getting all up in my face, and knocking on my door trying to 'Save' me, then i've got a problem with it. So ,I guess your question begs another question......but i'm falling asleep. so nevermind __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-03-2006, 03:00 PM	#10
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	If guns were Christian, would that mean that it was immoral for them to go off outside of a monogamous marital relationship? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-30-2006, 11:38 PM	#2
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	I think any gun that takes Jesus as its savior and is baptized should be allowed the chance for God's grace. Plus, they could all then be beaten back into plow-shears.

10-31-2006, 05:19 AM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I don't think guns are inherently bad. I think society makes them that way.

10-31-2006, 07:59 AM	#6
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	You know guns are just compensating for their, um, shortcomings. If finding Christ will help them to deal with that in a more productive manner, then I'm all for it.

11-01-2006, 12:28 AM	#8
Torrere a real smartass Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Kirkland, WA Posts: 1,121	The guns didn't choose to be violent. That's how they were created, just the same way that teddy bears were created to be cuddled.

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