"You're Old!!!" moments - Page 9

wolf · 02-10-2010, 08:47 AM

I find myself worried about the fella on the "Lumberjacket" cover. Clearly up to no good. Emu guy is carefully considering getting it on with Argyle dude.

Clodfobble · 02-10-2010, 04:38 PM

Buttons vs. zippers be damned... I submit that there is no such thing as a "young" cardigan.

squirell nutkin · 02-10-2010, 05:55 PM

About 8 years ago our local brick and mortar mom and pop main street usa clothing store finally went down for the count. After a splendid 50-80% off sale they shut up the store and eventually it became a Curves franchise.

A few months ago, the owner of the building wanted the basement cleaned out and her friend offered to help out. There had been a wedding or dance or Fireman's Chicken Dinner or something and the tent was still up on the village green over the weekend.

The friend went into the basement of the defunct clothing shop and hauled out hundreds of boxes of clothes and shoes and everything you could imagine that hadn't sold or had been forgotten about, and set it all out under the tent on the green. It was all in miraculous shape. I.e. no mildew or mold or anything. With the exception of the shoes which had that characteristic film of green on improperly stored leather.

There were some great gems and it was "fill a grocery bag for $5." My wife went berserk and brought home tons of shit. She was like a cocaine rat. I went over and filled a bag with Carhartt baseball hats, so I'll not have to buy another hat for at least 20 years.

She also bought me a white cotton knit cardigan with the leather covered buttons...
It's going to good will or Sal's.

Griff · 02-10-2010, 05:58 PM

Dude, get a nice pair of Pumas and wear it with pride!

squirell nutkin · 02-10-2010, 06:07 PM

I wold have loved pumas! There was a pair of mustard yellow chucks in my son's size, so my wife snagged them.

monster · 02-10-2010, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Buttons vs. zippers be damned... I submit that there is no such thing as a "young" cardigan.

exactly

TheMercenary · 02-10-2010, 09:37 PM

juju, I love it!

Tulip · 02-11-2010, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Buttons vs. zippers be damned... I submit that there is no such thing as a "young" cardigan.

Really? I like cardigans.

Let me look to see if there are any young looking ones, hihi.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-12-2010, 12:29 AM

If you don't give a rat's ass what they think, and wear what you want, you're old... or a slob... or in my case, both.

capnhowdy · 02-12-2010, 06:28 AM

Or if you wear what someone else lays out for you.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-13-2010, 11:46 AM

It that case, you might just be rich.

Spexxvet · 02-17-2010, 10:27 AM

Cardigans are warm, but they require that you have a pipe in your mouth while you wear them.

Tulip · 02-19-2010, 04:49 PM

I don't know, but those Victoria's Secret models sure don't look old in cardigans.

UncaDollas · 02-21-2010, 03:54 PM

Got to love those funny old people jokes though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YfnQ5LvT_I

xoxoxoBruce · 02-28-2010, 07:01 PM

Just in case you weren’t feeling too old today:

The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1991.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

The CD was introduced two years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had cable.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been microwaved.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They don’t know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: ‘Where’s the Beef?’, ‘I’d walk a mile for a Camel’, or ‘de plane, Boss, de plane’.

McDonald’s never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don’t have a clue how to use a typewriter.

02-10-2010, 08:47 AM	#121
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02-10-2010, 04:38 PM	#122
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Buttons vs. zippers be damned... I submit that there is no such thing as a "young" cardigan. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

02-10-2010, 05:55 PM	#123
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	About 8 years ago our local brick and mortar mom and pop main street usa clothing store finally went down for the count. After a splendid 50-80% off sale they shut up the store and eventually it became a Curves franchise. A few months ago, the owner of the building wanted the basement cleaned out and her friend offered to help out. There had been a wedding or dance or Fireman's Chicken Dinner or something and the tent was still up on the village green over the weekend. The friend went into the basement of the defunct clothing shop and hauled out hundreds of boxes of clothes and shoes and everything you could imagine that hadn't sold or had been forgotten about, and set it all out under the tent on the green. It was all in miraculous shape. I.e. no mildew or mold or anything. With the exception of the shoes which had that characteristic film of green on improperly stored leather. There were some great gems and it was "fill a grocery bag for $5." My wife went berserk and brought home tons of shit. She was like a cocaine rat. I went over and filled a bag with Carhartt baseball hats, so I'll not have to buy another hat for at least 20 years. She also bought me a white cotton knit cardigan with the leather covered buttons... It's going to good will or Sal's. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

02-10-2010, 05:58 PM	#124
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Dude, get a nice pair of Pumas and wear it with pride! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

02-10-2010, 06:07 PM	#125
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	I wold have loved pumas! There was a pair of mustard yellow chucks in my son's size, so my wife snagged them. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

02-10-2010, 09:37 PM	#127
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	juju, I love it! __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

02-12-2010, 12:29 AM	#129
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	If you don't give a rat's ass what they think, and wear what you want, you're old... or a slob... or in my case, both. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-12-2010, 06:28 AM	#130
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Or if you wear what someone else lays out for you. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-13-2010, 11:46 AM	#131
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It that case, you might just be rich. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-17-2010, 10:27 AM	#132
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Cardigans are warm, but they require that you have a pipe in your mouth while you wear them. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

02-19-2010, 04:49 PM	#133
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	I don't know, but those Victoria's Secret models sure don't look old in cardigans.

02-21-2010, 03:54 PM	#134
UncaDollas Banned Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 72	Old Folks Jokes Got to love those funny old people jokes though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YfnQ5LvT_I Last edited by UncaDollas; 02-21-2010 at 03:55 PM. Reason: add a space between words

02-28-2010, 07:01 PM	#135
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Just in case you weren’t feeling too old today: The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1991. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. The CD was introduced two years before they were born. They have always had an answering machine. They have always had cable. Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show. Popcorn has always been microwaved. They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. They don’t know who Mork was or where he was from. They never heard: ‘Where’s the Beef?’, ‘I’d walk a mile for a Camel’, or ‘de plane, Boss, de plane’. McDonald’s never came in Styrofoam containers. They don’t have a clue how to use a typewriter. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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