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Old 07-30-2012, 04:12 PM   #1
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all over you.
Eew.
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Old 08-15-2012, 10:03 AM   #2
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I found out recently about the Slender Man, also known as The Operator, Der Ritter, Der Großmann or The Thin Man. And, like a dummy, I had to learn more about him. This guy + active imagination = bad times.

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Old 01-27-2013, 11:44 AM   #3
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i keep an airsoft pistol in the garage for when i'm smoking. every now and then one will show up and i'll shoot'em. except, i found out the hard way that they sometimes splatter. all over you.
Many years ago, I was working in the garden. Came across one of these nasty fuckers...



and proceeded to smash it with my rake.

Wereupon its gut juices squirted out onto my HEAD. Whereupon I went instantly into full spaz mode trying to get the stuff off of me. It was gritty and slimy.

GAAAHHHH!!!
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Old 01-27-2013, 02:26 PM   #4
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WTF is that gruesome looking thing, anyway?

{/shudder}
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Old 08-23-2012, 08:33 PM   #5
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Awww, it's just a cute widdle fwuitbat!

Or are you saying you have nightmares about watermelons?
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:16 AM   #6
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looks just like a little dog.


From HELL!
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Old 08-24-2012, 10:01 AM   #7
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Widdle fwuitbat my ass!

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Old 08-24-2012, 10:12 AM   #8
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I'm still freaking out over Slender Man. WTF?

I'll never go out by the woods/river at night ever again!
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Old 08-30-2012, 07:49 AM   #9
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So much for a good night's sleep...

The filename says "sixfootrattler". Maybe, if the girl is only four feet tall...but then again, maybe she has small hands.

Great googahmoogah.

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Anyone have a hand grenade?
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Old 09-04-2012, 10:57 AM   #10
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That is such a beautiful snake. It seems a shame it's dead, though it probably had the fatal misfortune of encroaching on some human's territory.
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Old 09-04-2012, 01:00 PM   #11
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That is such a beautiful snake. It seems a shame it's dead...
...The day that thing died should be a national holiday.
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Old 09-12-2012, 03:56 PM   #12
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of mourning.


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diff topic.

SonofV has told me that he wants to be Slender Man for Halloween. We're working on how to make his arms reaaaaaalllly long. The white face/head will be accomplished with a lycra mask/hood. black suit, white shirt, red tie, those are pretty easy.
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Old 09-12-2012, 06:16 PM   #13
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SonofV has told me that he wants to be Slender Man for Halloween. We're working on how to make his arms reaaaaaalllly long.
The claw!
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Old 09-12-2012, 04:15 PM   #14
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Having seen your previous "attempts" at costumes, I just know it will be amazing.
You have a flair for this.
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Old 09-12-2012, 05:27 PM   #15
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Thanks!!!
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