Casper has died. No, wait, that was my landlord. Please welcome Casper! - Page 2

infinite monkey · 05-04-2011, 12:59 PM

Well, he seemed friendly. Always kept his yard nice. Mostly kept to himself.

Who ever would have thought that mild-mannered apparition would one day just lose it and hack an entire family to bits?

Jill · 05-04-2011, 01:26 PM

I'm trying to conjure him from the beyond, but my witchcraft must be rusty.

Dr. Bombay! Dr. Bombay! Emergency, Come Right Away!

infinite monkey · 05-04-2011, 01:28 PM

Hahahahha. Dr Bombay!

sexobon · 05-05-2011, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Casper has posted once to critique our staying-on-topic skills.

We faileded

Do you think they saved enough of bin Laden's DNA to clone him so that in 25-30 years we'll have a CIA operative who can infiltrate future al-Qaeda? He could have one heck of a cover story!

Aliantha · 05-05-2011, 03:18 AM

We don 't need an operative to infiltrate al qaeda. We just invite them to come and learn how to shoot machine guns then let them go, but our families stay pretty tight.

monster · 05-05-2011, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon

Do you think they saved enough of bin Laden's DNA to clone him so that in 25-30 years we'll have a CIA operative who can infiltrate future al-Qaeda? He could have one heck of a cover story!

I think purple flowers are the prettiest.

Casper · 05-06-2011, 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jill

I dragged him over here from a particularly brutal forum where a majority of participants are so stupid, they make Michele Bachmann look like a Rhodes Scholar. So forgive him if he was a little cranky in his first post here. He's not deaf and doesn't have a martyr complex, so he's already ahead of the game!

No, seriously, he's cool. I think you'll like him.

Thanks Jill and everyone else for the big welcome. I have been very busy and have not had the time to do much in the way of posting but will be joining in more in the near future. Looks like fun.
Casper

Aliantha · 05-06-2011, 06:34 AM

Make sure Jill comes back to Casper.

sexobon · 05-06-2011, 08:37 AM

Not to worry, I've heard that Jill comes tumbling after.

DanaC · 05-06-2011, 11:02 AM

Hallo Caspar. Tell Jill to get her gorgeous arse back here.

Crimson Ghost · 05-06-2011, 12:36 PM

Greeting, Casper. I think you'll find we're pretty much a friendly bunch.

DanaC · 05-06-2011, 12:39 PM

Quite the spiritual fraternity ...

sexobon · 05-06-2011, 10:10 PM

You haven't figured it out yet have you. Notice that you never see Jill and Casper at the same time, like Superman and Clark Kent: Casper is Jill's sockpuppet. No show Jill is all the proof required.

Didn't learn anything from your PP experience did you? Guess you can't teach an old dog new tricks after all.

Will Jill come to Dana's rescue? Stay tuned to this thread, same sockpuppet time, same sockpuppet station.

morethanpretty · 05-06-2011, 10:29 PM

I disagree, I think its more like Bruce Wayne and Batman.

Hi Casper!

05-05-2011, 03:18 AM	#20
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	We don 't need an operative to infiltrate al qaeda. We just invite them to come and learn how to shoot machine guns then let them go, but our families stay pretty tight. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-06-2011, 06:34 AM	#23
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Make sure Jill comes back to Casper. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-06-2011, 12:36 PM	#26
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Greeting, Casper. I think you'll find we're pretty much a friendly bunch. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

05-06-2011, 10:29 PM	#29
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I disagree, I think its more like Bruce Wayne and Batman. Hi Casper! __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

05-04-2011, 12:59 PM	#16
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Well, he seemed friendly. Always kept his yard nice. Mostly kept to himself. Who ever would have thought that mild-mannered apparition would one day just lose it and hack an entire family to bits?

05-04-2011, 01:26 PM	#17
Jill Colonist Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Redondo Beach, CA (transplant from St. Louis, MO) Posts: 218	I'm trying to conjure him from the beyond, but my witchcraft must be rusty. Dr. Bombay! Dr. Bombay! Emergency, Come Right Away!

05-04-2011, 01:28 PM	#18
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Hahahahha. Dr Bombay!

05-06-2011, 08:37 AM	#24
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Not to worry, I've heard that Jill comes tumbling after.

05-06-2011, 10:10 PM	#28
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	You haven't figured it out yet have you. Notice that you never see Jill and Casper at the same time, like Superman and Clark Kent: Casper is Jill's sockpuppet. No show Jill is all the proof required. Didn't learn anything from your PP experience did you? Guess you can't teach an old dog new tricks after all. Will Jill come to Dana's rescue? Stay tuned to this thread, same sockpuppet time, same sockpuppet station.

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