Desperately Need PETA'S Advice.. - Page 4

Iggy · 10-27-2005, 06:04 PM

well, now that I see the barbs, it doesn't look so bad. If the cats enjoy it more power to them!! When I first heard it though it sounded like it would hurt the kitties, thus causing them to not copulate anymore... Maybe that was just me.

Iggy · 10-27-2005, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

I'm frankly surprised that some adult toy company hasn't come up with a version of this for extreme bondage play.

But I thought they had... Studded condoms and vibrators and the like...

Or were you talking about something I didn't pick up on?

lumberjim · 10-27-2005, 06:15 PM

i don't know about you guys, but when i picture 'the act' with the barbs, my nuts keep trying to retreat into my body cavity.

Dagney · 10-27-2005, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

I'm frankly surprised that some adult toy company hasn't come up with a version of this for extreme bondage play.

You just haven't looked in the right places *G*

Radar · 10-27-2005, 09:59 PM

Speaking of PETA, here's something I found extremely funny and fits in well right before Halloween.

http://gorillamask.net/Media/petarat.wmv

feesh13 · 10-27-2005, 11:24 PM

Well the barbs would explain all of the yowling my cat did when she got knocked up.

She's spayed now but when she was in heat it was hilarious.

wolf · 10-28-2005, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Radar

Speaking of PETA, here's something I found extremely funny and fits in well right before Halloween.

http://gorillamask.net/Media/petarat.wmv

I click the link and I get a somewhat amusing blog called "what would tyler durden do?" ... but no video.

OnyxCougar · 10-28-2005, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

I click the link and I get a somewhat amusing blog called "what would tyler durden do?" ... but no video.

A few minutes of reading that site yeilds links to T and A of Monica Belucci, who played Mary in Passion of the Christ.

BigV · 10-28-2005, 10:32 AM

And Persephone, in a very shrink to fit dress in one of those ridiculous Matrix movies.

Radar · 10-28-2005, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

I click the link and I get a somewhat amusing blog called "what would tyler durden do?" ... but no video.

Try right-clicking on the link and save the file. It's an effeminate PETA advocate who gets hired as a temp to do inventory on a fake lab that had been evicted. He sees animals in the lab and asks if they did animal testing and he's told yes, they did do animal testing and tried to mis human and animal DNA. He picks up a rag to find a fetus in a jar, and he starts to panic. Then he opens a cabinet where they have setup a midget with a sort of rat/human monster costume and this guy's reaction is awesome!

xoxoxoBruce · 10-28-2005, 11:12 AM

Yes, that works!
Wow...that's funny.

Radar · 10-28-2005, 03:13 PM

The first time I saw it, I was laughing so hard I was crying. I couldn't breathe. My friends at work were telling me, "Don't look at it again, we're going to have to call an ambulance!"

glatt · 10-28-2005, 03:43 PM

It was pretty good. I liked mutant rat boy. I'd also be startled if I saw him hiding in that cabinet. But not as much as this guy was fraeking out.

Brett's Honey · 10-28-2005, 10:58 PM

Spending time down here in the cellar will assure that you will aquire a well rounded education! And thanks mari - FINALLY I have some specifics to tell people who argue about male calicos or just look at you like you're delusional.

And all these years around literally hundredsof cats, and I never even heard of the spikey penii! (A rougher version of the "ribbed for her pleasure items?" When mating, cats do howl and carry on quite a lot.)

Tonchi · 10-29-2005, 01:19 AM

Dogs are just the opposite, it's the FEMALE who controls the coitus. Once the male gets mounted, the female clamps down like a vise and he could not withdraw even if he tried. This causes some very awkward moments during the next few hours if she doesn't let go. With all these "built-in" features to ensure pregnancy, it's no wonder this country is over run with dogs and cats.

10-27-2005, 06:04 PM	#46
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	well, now that I see the barbs, it doesn't look so bad. If the cats enjoy it more power to them!! When I first heard it though it sounded like it would hurt the kitties, thus causing them to not copulate anymore... Maybe that was just me. __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness.

10-27-2005, 06:15 PM	#48
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i don't know about you guys, but when i picture 'the act' with the barbs, my nuts keep trying to retreat into my body cavity. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-27-2005, 09:59 PM	#50
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Speaking of PETA, here's something I found extremely funny and fits in well right before Halloween. http://gorillamask.net/Media/petarat.wmv __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

10-28-2005, 10:32 AM	#54
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	And Persephone, in a very shrink to fit dress in one of those ridiculous Matrix movies. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-28-2005, 11:12 AM	#56
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yes, that works! Wow...that's funny. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-27-2005, 11:24 PM	#51
feesh13 Romantic Necromancer Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 29	Well the barbs would explain all of the yowling my cat did when she got knocked up. She's spayed now but when she was in heat it was hilarious.

10-28-2005, 03:13 PM	#57
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	The first time I saw it, I was laughing so hard I was crying. I couldn't breathe. My friends at work were telling me, "Don't look at it again, we're going to have to call an ambulance!" __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

10-28-2005, 03:43 PM	#58
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	It was pretty good. I liked mutant rat boy. I'd also be startled if I saw him hiding in that cabinet. But not as much as this guy was fraeking out.

10-28-2005, 10:58 PM	#59
Brett's Honey whatever Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 308	Spending time down here in the cellar will assure that you will aquire a well rounded education! And thanks mari - FINALLY I have some specifics to tell people who argue about male calicos or just look at you like you're delusional. And all these years around literally hundredsof cats, and I never even heard of the spikey penii! (A rougher version of the "ribbed for her pleasure items?" When mating, cats do howl and carry on quite a lot.)

10-29-2005, 01:19 AM	#60
Tonchi Victim of gravity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding in plain sight Posts: 1,412	Dogs are just the opposite, it's the FEMALE who controls the coitus. Once the male gets mounted, the female clamps down like a vise and he could not withdraw even if he tried. This causes some very awkward moments during the next few hours if she doesn't let go. With all these "built-in" features to ensure pregnancy, it's no wonder this country is over run with dogs and cats. __________________ Everything you've ever heard about Fresno is true.

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