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03-12-2009, 09:09 AM | #16 |
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After showering, dry yourself from top to bottom.
Coffee beans must be ground just before brewing. As she nears orgasm, suck lightly on the clitoris. |
03-12-2009, 09:09 AM | #17 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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This is for all the younger dwellars, as they set out to find their own places and, if you're anything like I was, start out with cheap furniture from Odd Lots or K-mart that requires massive assembly. YMMV, I love putting stuff together:
1) Take everything out of the box. 2) Find the directions. Look at them. Love them. Embrace them. 3) Sort out all the pieces. If you have 2 Screw Cs, make sure you are supposed to have two and not four. 4) Lay all sorted pieces out in generally the same order you will be needing them. 5) Follow Step 1 of directions 6) Follow Step 2 of directions 7) Continue in this manner until finished. 8) If you've read the directions, you will know you don't completely tighten any screws or nuts until the end. Do this now. 9) If you've followed the directions religiously, you will have a particle board coffee table Ethan Allen himself would be proud of. Oh, and I guess the prologue to Step 1 would be "buy screwdriver."
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03-12-2009, 10:18 AM | #18 | |
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03-12-2009, 11:08 AM | #19 |
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"always add acid to water"
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03-12-2009, 07:34 PM | #20 |
Same Rhetoric, Different President
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You mix the drink before you cook the steaks, right?
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03-12-2009, 07:43 PM | #21 |
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The drunker you are the better they taste.
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03-12-2009, 09:06 PM | #22 | |
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It will water itself down when the ice melts. What I'm doing is "pre-staging" the drink. Kind of like reaching out and gently pushing the ride cymbal with your hand, to get encourage a gentle vibrating motion before you actually strike it. This prevents the first note from being harsh, if you catch my drift. Gets you right into the cushy part of the groove.
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03-12-2009, 09:20 PM | #23 |
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Additional research shows that while extra virgin's smoke point is somewhat low, the more refined extra-light olive oil has the same smoke point as corn oil. You may resume in perfection, just use the extra-light.
I never knew that about the cymbal. Goodness. |
03-12-2009, 09:22 PM | #24 |
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I'm surprised nobody has commented on the hair dryer.
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03-12-2009, 09:22 PM | #25 |
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I thought that was an Alton Brown innovation. It's in his book.
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03-12-2009, 09:23 PM | #26 |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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The right way to drink:
Open bottle of liquor Bring to lips Tip bottle of liquor up to a 70degree angle Take 1 large swallow Lower bottle of liquor Sigh and wipe your lips Repeat
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03-12-2009, 09:26 PM | #27 |
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I did not know that. I learned it from my dad. He only used it to revive dying coals in an emergency. I, however, use it to produce the same perfectly heated coals every time. That, and as mentioned, for the "cleaning cycle" during which those half-a-bottle of lighter fluid sized flames are directed towards all parts of the grill, cauterizing the grates and burning away and lurking lighter fluid vapors.
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
03-12-2009, 11:14 PM | #28 |
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to make an omelet:
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03-12-2009, 11:20 PM | #29 |
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Now I'm hungry again.
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03-13-2009, 09:25 AM | #30 |
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<tim allen>For real power, you use a leaf blower.</tim allen>
I actually saw this done in Seattle at an off-site where they were making smoked salmon for 50 people.
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