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10-13-2007, 11:21 AM | #1 |
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Razz can wallop me if I'm wrong, but I have enough of my own to recognise them.
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10-13-2007, 09:52 PM | #2 |
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Ahahaha...no that's ok...alot of people think they're scratches at first...it *does* kind of embarass me...but mostly they're there because my body goes through that whole "becoming a woman" thing....all at once....like...I just wake up one day and my boobs are up a whole nother cupsize..and hips are the same way.
So yes, to be honest, I was sorta embarassed to post that but...I shouldn't be...it's just me.
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10-13-2007, 10:22 PM | #3 |
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*phew* steered clear of this one. I have zillions -and then some- ...pregnancy was not kind to me. i should be brave and post a pic.
but back to your original programming..... I'm voting over-zealous lover.
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10-14-2007, 12:40 AM | #4 |
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again peoples....NOT a sex injury :p
oh yeah that's the side of my hip too...I cropped it kind of wierd...sorry...so that explains the lack of bellybutton...
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10-14-2007, 04:09 AM | #5 |
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Razz - mine are from weight gain over the years, but I got my first in my teens when I was uber-fit and my skin was at its most elastic - the puberty fairy came overnight for me too.
Stretch marks, like cellulite, are simply part of being a woman and no-one should ever be ashamed that real life doesn't come with an airbrush.
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10-14-2007, 05:44 AM | #6 |
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Just reminded me, did anyone else get, about 2 or 3 months ago, a wave of spam, advertising penis enlargement stuff, with the title "GET A VISIT FROM THE BIG DICK FAIRY"???
I can think of several interpretations, and I'm not too keen on any of them. Some less so: A (Timid) "But ... who are you?" B (Gruff) "I'm the big dick fairy. Roll over!" We all hate spam but at least they had a sense of humour about it. |
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That, reminded me of this: Meet Big Dick Blacque: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzfRaQUHpXQ
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10-14-2007, 04:54 AM | #8 |
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Stretch marks are fairly genetic arent they?
Like some people are HUGE during pregnancy and dont get them, and others have relatively small increases in size are riddled with them. |
10-14-2007, 04:57 AM | #9 |
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I wonder if (like baldness) they come down through the other gender? My Mum has very few stretch marks despite 3 children. And yet I was marked simply by becoming a woman.
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10-14-2007, 09:04 AM | #10 |
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*timid* To be perfectly honest SG, your photo on the NSFW thread is what gave me the courage to post mine here...
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10-17-2007, 02:32 PM | #11 | |
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I will put that on my list of Good Things That Happen Because of Me (and that is not sarcasm - I'm trying to be my own Clarence here) I'll post one in my swimsuit next - frightens the horses less. BTW - OWWWWW for the real reason.
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12-15-2007, 05:53 PM | #12 |
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Right forearm from 12/11/07 wreck. Have more, but no photos.
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12-15-2007, 10:31 PM | #13 |
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That's a hell of bruise, Buster... you gotta stop running into yourself.
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12-16-2007, 07:07 PM | #14 |
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This is from the IV they put in to sedate me while extracting my wisdom teeth (left inner elbow).
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05-22-2009, 09:37 PM | #15 |
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Not a very flattering pic of my leg (it's all muscle, honest), but here's the bruise -now about 24 hours old) that takes up at least 1/3 of my shin and proof indeed that if you want to be a soccer goalie, shin guards are a damn good idea..... that's gonna be a lovely green and purple combo by this time tomorrow....
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