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Old 04-11-2020, 09:35 AM   #1
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Let's clone footfootfoot, lock him in the cellar, and then we'll all be good for social distancing.

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Then we'd have two, so, six feet. Wouldn't that bug you? I say nay, nay, nay. There can be only one, or three as the case may be.
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Old 04-27-2020, 10:30 PM   #2
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Notice how peaceful it's been without that Undertoad fellow going around acting like he owns the place.
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Old 04-28-2020, 10:52 AM   #3
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I noticed how much less interesting and friendly it had been
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Old 04-28-2020, 07:05 PM   #4
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They need Billy

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Old 04-29-2020, 12:41 AM   #5
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My friend Billy had a ten foot willy
And he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake,
And now it's only Five foot four.
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Old 04-29-2020, 11:29 AM   #6
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What if (I know, I know; but, bear with me...it's a doozy) Undertoad has sent himself to Coventry and is actually posting in threads and maybe even starting new ones; but, we just can't see them. He can see them on the Administrator's board, get some satisfaction out of it now, then move them all back onto the public board for all to see when he returns. It could happen!
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Old 04-29-2020, 11:32 AM   #7
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Undertoad Please Come Home.
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Old 05-01-2020, 01:56 PM   #8
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I wonder if anyone has sneezed while wearing their mask, had it stretch the elastic out, and then snap back into their face?

Popdigr chews tobacco, and said he almost spit the other day without moving his mask...
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Old 05-01-2020, 03:30 PM   #9
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that sounds like the kind of thing you do only once.
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Old 05-01-2020, 05:56 PM   #10
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But...... why is he going anywhere he needs a mask? He must be like a bajillion given how ancient you are.....
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Old 05-01-2020, 08:31 PM   #11
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He's old, he has to make his daily trip to the post office or he'll explode.
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Old 05-01-2020, 10:57 PM   #12
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I have sixty-two fucking tabs open in Chrome on my phone.

WTF.
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Old 05-01-2020, 11:51 PM   #13
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I have sixty-two fucking tabs open in Chrome on my phone.

WTF.
Are they all fucking tabs? Or is at least one teh Cellllar?
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Old 05-01-2020, 11:52 PM   #14
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(that post was cellar-bait
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Old 05-04-2020, 07:38 AM   #15
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Four dead in O-hi-o...
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