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03-26-2016, 10:34 PM | #1 | ||
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Mar 27th, 2106: Tully Monster
If the future scares you, look at the past. The future
........ A pipe fitter and amateur fossil hunter from Chicago, Francis Tully, was cracking open shale tailings from an Illinois coal mine in 1955. Quote:
Eventually they named it Tullimonstrum gregarium, because it sounds more scholarly than Tully Monster. Quote:
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03-27-2016, 07:35 AM | #2 |
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If you see THAT in your bathtub...
Pour all your booze down the sink. Put your important things in storage. Sell your land for mineral rights. BURN DOWN the house and run the (unladylike words here) away! |
03-27-2016, 07:38 AM | #3 |
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...or, alternately, find something that will pass for a harpoon. Then fire up the grill. Unless it's full of noxious chemicals like the Greenland shark, it's a fish and it'll cook up just fine, provided you can kill it without salt, holy water, and a curse from God.
(An old friend of mine used to say that's what it would take to kill his car...guess he should've given more thought before taking it out on the beach that day...true story.) |
03-27-2016, 11:08 AM | #4 |
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Boy, that thing looks very unlikely.
Is there a clue I missed as to its size? |
03-27-2016, 02:34 PM | #5 | |
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