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Old 01-09-2011, 01:38 AM   #3136
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dude! ya made me lol beer out my nose!
That's alcohol abuse, and I apologize.
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Old 01-10-2011, 04:25 PM   #3137
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Do you see it? Then you have a dirty mind.
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Old 01-10-2011, 09:23 PM   #3138
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Whew! I wouldn't want to carry that load all day. Wouldn't he kick himself in the nards with every step?
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Old 01-11-2011, 02:20 PM   #3139
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I found this while googling for Herod cartoons.
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Old 01-12-2011, 08:02 PM   #3140
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now this is WTF. chicks fighting at a convenience store. IN A THONG? sarge? you can arrest em. i'll watch. but no, i don't think these are the women we're lookin for!

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Old 01-13-2011, 01:10 PM   #3141
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That is frigging crazy.
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Old 01-13-2011, 01:37 PM   #3142
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It looks like an organized event. The fact that nobody called 911 seems to corroborate that. Is it realistic to think that all of these people congregated on that location by coincidence? And that there were clearly defined "sides" present, which had a standing grievance which just happened to boil over?
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Old 01-13-2011, 09:00 PM   #3143
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I don't buy that for one minute. Bitches were going at each other. I say let them do it. Idiots.
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Old 01-16-2011, 12:46 PM   #3144
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Viewing this video should put an end to polygamy.
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Old 01-21-2011, 11:13 PM   #3145
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hey boys and girls! look! it's a bird! it's a plane! NO! why it's the baby jesus butt plug!!! from Here

Quote:
When you woke up this morning
you know that something was missin
in your life.
It wasn't the new car, the new job,
the boyfriend or the girlfriend.
But now you know: it's the Baby Jesus
Butt Plug.
Slap him on the dashboard.
Use him as the ultimate pacifier
or make Baby Jesus the centerpiece
of your magnificent Dildo Creche.
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Old 01-21-2011, 11:38 PM   #3146
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Hahahaha...god job man.

I would like to thank plthijinx for showing me this site (we work together).

Unfortunatly...we could not get the picture of the Jackhammer Jesus Curcifix Dildo...to post here. (Its flash or something....)

So click the link and laugh your ass off.
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Old 01-21-2011, 11:41 PM   #3147
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Yep...Holy Shit does not even come close to explaining that.

Thanks to plthijinx for showing me this site (we work together).

Sadly for you...the picture of the Jackhammer Jesus Cruxifix Dildo could not be posted (it was flash or something). You must click the link to see this. I promise that you will laugh until you stop.

So..do you lube up the Baby Jesus Butt Plug with Holy Water???
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Old 01-22-2011, 07:10 AM   #3148
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They need a Flying Spaghetti Monster dildo so a person can be really be touched by his noodly appendage .

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Old 01-22-2011, 10:38 AM   #3149
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Unfortunatly...we could not get the picture of the Jackhammer Jesus Curcifix Dildo...to post here. (Its flash or something....)
here ya go...
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Old 01-22-2011, 11:11 AM   #3150
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