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Old 05-18-2012, 10:37 AM   #4561
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Best friend has a new best friend. A border collie/blue heeler mix.

He came very close to naming her 'Kitty', after Miss Kitty on 'Gunsmoke'. To call his dog he would've hollered "Here Kittykittykitty".
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Kitty was the name of our dog, when I was growing up.
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Old 05-18-2012, 02:00 PM   #4562
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Romney is driving down the road with a dog strapped to the roof and Obama pulls up next to him and says, "Hey! Are you gonna eat that?"
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Old 05-18-2012, 02:13 PM   #4563
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See, now that's funny, because it bags on both of them.
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Old 05-18-2012, 04:03 PM   #4564
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Oh thats VERY good PH!
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Old 05-19-2012, 10:07 AM   #4565
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(as told to Robin Ince by some teenagers on a train)

Why are physicists bad at sex?

Because when they find the position they lose the momentum, and when they find the momentum they lose the position
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Old 05-19-2012, 05:38 PM   #4566
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Romney is driving down the road with a dog strapped to the roof and Obama pulls up next to him and says, "Hey! Are you gonna eat that?"
I'm missing something. Is Obama Korean or something?
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Old 05-19-2012, 10:48 PM   #4567
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Ineptocracy: (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.
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Old 05-20-2012, 12:35 PM   #4568
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I'm missing something. Is Obama Korean or something?
When he was growing up in Indonesia, he ate dog at least once or twice. His stepdad was Indonesian, I believe?
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Old 05-20-2012, 06:08 PM   #4569
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Ineptocracy: (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.
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Old 05-21-2012, 02:50 PM   #4570
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Ineptocracy: (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.
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Old 05-21-2012, 07:46 PM   #4571
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?


None.
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Old 05-21-2012, 09:02 PM   #4572
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Old 05-22-2012, 11:22 AM   #4573
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Old 05-23-2012, 11:05 AM   #4574
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The Golfer and the Blonde

A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf
balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blond.

The puzzled blond kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "Golf balls."

The blond continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply
about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain
her curiosity any longer, she asked,

"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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Old 05-23-2012, 07:32 PM   #4575
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