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Old 03-31-2012, 01:03 PM   #4501
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It's a .gif, too big to post here.

So here.

I don't why, but, I laughed like hell.
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Old 03-31-2012, 03:22 PM   #4502
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Old 04-01-2012, 09:18 PM   #4503
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A word of warning to those like me who aren't around children very often...stay alert when you are, or this will happen to you:

8-year-old niece: What are you doing under there?

Me: Under where?
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Old 04-02-2012, 06:11 AM   #4504
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Oh yea, that is a classic.
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Old 04-02-2012, 06:15 PM   #4505
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I learned it as "what were you eating under there". huh.
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Old 04-07-2012, 01:53 PM   #4506
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Old 04-07-2012, 01:54 PM   #4507
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Old 04-07-2012, 02:04 PM   #4508
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I love the 'real man' one.
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Old 04-08-2012, 04:02 PM   #4509
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Old 04-08-2012, 09:31 PM   #4510
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Old 04-09-2012, 04:51 PM   #4511
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Confucious say: "He who stand on toilet, is high on pot."
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:17 PM   #4512
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Wait, what?
I don't likey arsehole joke.
Is just teh nasty.
'Specially as both boys helped with algebra and are both similarly disconnected from the Cool People.

Hope he slips sideways on ice and gets a spike through his cheek.
And that the other kid gets to appreciate things being stuck up his butt.
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Old 04-10-2012, 02:54 PM   #4513
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"Sarcasm" ...? I do not think that means what you think it means.
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:25 PM   #4514
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"Sarcasm" ...? I do not think that means what you think it means.
It's Latin for "I'm a smartass.", ain't it?
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Old 04-11-2012, 12:20 AM   #4515
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Confucious say: "He who stand on toilet, is high on pot."
We should maybe make a whole new Confucius say thread.

Confucius say: He who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.
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