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Old 02-07-2012, 03:12 PM   #4426
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Depends.

When did you laugh at the other jokes?
Usually right after everyone else starts.
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Old 02-07-2012, 03:23 PM   #4427
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I've tried to provide appropriate cues. That way, even if the joke isn't funny, you'll know when to laugh.

Can we get a Cellar laugh track? Because that would be cool.
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Old 02-07-2012, 04:57 PM   #4428
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Depends.
You're right depends would be funnier than shoes.
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Old 02-07-2012, 06:31 PM   #4429
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Usually right after everyone else starts.
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Old 02-07-2012, 06:38 PM   #4430
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Oh seriously, the really sort of funny thing is there was no punch line or 'a-ha' moment in my joke.

It was more of a commentary on the state of jokes in this country. Not really, either.

It's inexplicable!

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Old 02-07-2012, 06:46 PM   #4431
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I worked with a guy once who loved to do this:

"hey, check out these shoes!"

and you would have to reply, 'nice shoes, Sam.'

and he would say, "Know where I got 'em?"

'no?'

"I got 'em on my feet!" and he'd laugh and laugh. weirdo.
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Old 02-07-2012, 06:57 PM   #4432
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Weirdo indeed.

I still get people with my "Hey, did you know I can stand on my hands?" Then I play it up. People get interested. I say it's been a few years, and I've had a couple few beers, but I think I can do it. Some are protesting such a silly move, and others are watching to see me break my neck.

So after a few apprehensive attempts, starts and stops, nervous acting, I finally bring my arms up and back, for the big swing, take a couple steps back...the crowd is freaking....then I bring my hands down to the ground and stand on them. I don't stand on my hands so much as I stand on them. Feet on hands. Taaa daaaaaa!

Crowd pleaser. I don't know where I stole that joke from.

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Old 02-07-2012, 08:29 PM   #4433
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Perhaps a video is in order.
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Old 02-07-2012, 09:24 PM   #4434
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Perhaps a video is in order.
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:49 PM   #4435
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"I got 'em on my feet!" and he'd laugh and laugh. weirdo.


ETA: I did that to Momdigr just now...I laughed and laughed.
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Old 02-09-2012, 07:19 PM   #4436
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Depends.

When did you laugh at the other jokes?
You need Depends to laugh? And you didn't even have babies!
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Old 02-09-2012, 07:19 PM   #4437
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