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11-16-2009, 09:48 AM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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I do like that joke, Bruce. I liked it back here, too.
 http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=224364&postcount=822
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11-16-2009, 11:27 AM
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
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lol @ juju.
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11-16-2009, 11:33 AM
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How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb? Nobody knows... nobody's ever watched one. |
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11-16-2009, 06:54 PM
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Banned
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11-17-2009, 08:49 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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FFS
what Bruce said
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11-18-2009, 07:29 AM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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I've done that way too many times!
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11-19-2009, 07:03 PM
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A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was made." Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved." The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?" The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
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11-19-2009, 10:18 PM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Paraphrasing Rod (or Tod) Flanders:
Did Cain and Abel make babies with each other, or with their mommy Eve?
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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11-20-2009, 09:00 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ocala, FL
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This video is TIGHT.
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11-23-2009, 08:07 AM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
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The Worlds Shortest Books
______________________________________________ WHAT I DID TO EARN A NOBEL PRIZE By Barack Obama ______________________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore ________________________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA By Rev. Jesse Jackson & Rev. Al Sharpton _______________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL By Hillary Clinton ________________________________ Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton ___________________________________ MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE By Osama Bin Laden ___________________________________ THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD By Bill Gates ____________________________________ THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY By Dennis Rodman _________________________________ THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE By Al Gore & John Kerry _____________________________________ AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC ___________________________________ A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES By Dr. J. Kevorkian __________________________________ ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ...... By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell ____________________________________ GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE By Mike Tyson __________________________________ THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY _______________________________________ MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS By O. J. Simpson _________________________________________ HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES By Ted Kennedy ___________________________________ MY BOOK OF MORALS By Bill Clinton with introduction By the Rev. Jesse Jackson ____________________________________ Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy By Nancy Pelosi ____________________________________
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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11-23-2009, 08:25 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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The Worlds Shortest Books
How to divorce your wife with class By Newt Gingrich Everything I Know By Themercenary Ways we won a war, or two By GW Bush & Donald Rummsfeld Ways to preserve American Freedoms By GW Bush How to create a healthy economy GW Bush
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11-23-2009, 08:35 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
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Emma - that is CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE! thanks! after the 'stuck it in the wrong hole' video I really needed that!
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11-23-2009, 11:48 AM
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
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I don't see why everybody got so upset when Hussein Obama won the Nobel without having done anything important..... Hell..... he was elected president by the same principals.
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