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Old 06-05-2006, 06:08 AM   #1
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Attention Whale Penis fans: Inquirer coverage of Icelandic Institute of Phallology

Here.
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Old 06-05-2006, 12:54 PM   #2
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A degree in phallology?

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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 06-05-2006, 01:06 PM   #3
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Can we get an Amen?
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Old 06-07-2006, 01:31 AM   #4
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What colleges have a course in phallology?
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Old 06-07-2006, 01:32 AM   #5
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Pretty much all of them*, but it's more of an extracurricular activity, rather than a course.


* Except Bryn Mawr.
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Old 06-07-2006, 04:30 AM   #6
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Good enough for me!
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Old 06-07-2006, 11:39 AM   #7
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Hmm, imagine introducing yourself as someone who works at the Institute of Phallology, could cause an awkward pause or two...
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Old 06-07-2006, 01:20 PM   #8
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I'm used to that. Talking about my job with new people nearly always results in awkward pauses.

I don't deal directly with penises, but I do see a lot of dicks in my line of work.
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Old 06-07-2006, 01:24 PM   #9
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wolf made me laugh out loud. A lot of dicks in her line of work! HA! I suppose that's not the half of it. Any rotten bodies anywhere, wolf? A murder-suicide pact between some co-workers? A former therapist as patient? Something's gotta be going on--after all, it is nearly summer.

Isn't summertime when all your coworkers, bosses, children of former co-workers and assorted others go nuts?
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Old 06-07-2006, 01:33 PM   #10
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The troublesome months seem to be winter. That's when we've had most of our staff suicides, although that murder did take place in late May ...
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Old 06-07-2006, 01:49 PM   #11
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The biggest was a 5-foot-2-inch organ once belonging to a sperm whale and now preserved in a cylinder of formaldehyde. It was twice as long when it was still attached to the whale, Hjartarson said.

Um. I'm 5'2'' tall. Guess I know what my halloween costume will be this year. one of the grad students in the lab is visiting Iceland this summer (in-laws originally from there). I'll see if she's planning on going.
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Old 06-07-2006, 03:57 PM   #12
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Please remember , and please tell the journalist on the Philadelphia Enquirer that the plural of 'penis' is 'penes' , and not 'penises' .

And do not forget that it is easy to write a silly article . How dare that illiterate journalist mock an Icelandic institution thus ? And I suggest that some of you wonder about your own silly laughter .
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Old 06-07-2006, 05:11 PM   #13
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Um. I'm 5'2'' tall. Guess I know what my halloween costume will be this year. one of the grad students in the lab is visiting Iceland this summer (in-laws originally from there). I'll see if she's planning on going.
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Old 06-08-2006, 06:52 AM   #14
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And I suggest that some of you wonder about your own silly laughter .
Whale dick has been a big (heehee) inside joke in the Cellar for a LOT longer than I've been here.
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Old 06-08-2006, 05:54 PM   #15
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Here and two Cellar spin offs.
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