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05-12-2009, 08:33 PM
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Two photographs and a bag of meat.
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05-12-2009, 08:43 PM
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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I successfully installed an electrical outlet without incident. (When we tore down wallpaper in the kitchen, we discovered they had papered over a junction box that we never even knew was there.)
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05-12-2009, 09:54 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Marriage status is....?
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05-12-2009, 11:43 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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After the shitty way the year started, I saw a double rainbow today.
Yeah, I know, the second one is partial, but it's there.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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05-13-2009, 05:21 AM
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Glutton for Gluttony
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Tampa, FL
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Will be entering the strange and happy world of dog ownership around lunchtime today. Only got 5 hours of sleep because I'm so excited/nervous.
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05-13-2009, 06:20 AM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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No wait, can I take that back?
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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05-13-2009, 06:47 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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He's single! YAY! A divorced dentist with his own practice. (kids all grown) Now - no anti-dentite jokes, please! 
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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05-13-2009, 07:22 AM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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How about "probing your cavity" jokes, are they okay?
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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05-13-2009, 07:36 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Bri, you know I can't resist:
Kramer: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools. Jerry: They do have their own schools!
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05-13-2009, 07:37 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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05-13-2009, 07:44 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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being anti-dentata, on the other hand, is perfectly reasonable.
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05-13-2009, 09:26 AM
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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Movie musical excerpts? Always. |
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05-13-2009, 10:01 AM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Oooh! That makes me happy - Bri's gettin' some!
Does he have a brother? Today I am happy planning my trip to Amsterdam in Sept. Of course this depends on how much tax refund I get, but it's the best chance I have for a holiday this year, so I'm going to plan the hell out of it and if it doesn't happen at least I'll have enjoyed that part. AND I'm going to see a screening of the first episode of Psychoville (Pemberton/ Shearsmith new project) on Weds 27 May at the BFI, with a panel dicsussion afterwards with Mr Shearsmiths himself. Wooop! Wooop! Ticket was £6.65 in case you were wondering. Instead of the £8.30 I was going to spend going to see Angels and Demons with the 'rents (their choice). Money much better spent methinks. Happy today.
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05-13-2009, 02:13 PM
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is fleeing the scene
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Beautiful CO
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Good luck Bri, and Choc! (Personally I'd rather get a dog than go on a date.)
Going to the Rockies game with a GREAT friend who I haven't seen since I moved to CO - her bro in law plays for the Rockies, so we're meeting at his house, his wife is driving, we get to park in player parking, use the player entrance, sit in the player's wives section. I feel like a celebrity!!!
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