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06-21-2018, 09:58 PM | #1 |
I hear them call the tide
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The Cellar: Celebrating our 200th Anniversary in dog years because life's a bitch
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06-22-2018, 01:44 PM | #2 |
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We all do man. They're in every convenience store.
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06-22-2018, 05:34 PM | #3 |
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I live in "America's Dairyland", and a lot of honey comes from Minnesota.
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06-22-2018, 05:40 PM | #4 |
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So you live in the land of milk and next to the land of honey.
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06-23-2018, 08:20 AM | #5 |
still says videotape
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Just flip that for me. Honey on dis land Milk on dat land.
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06-22-2018, 06:21 PM | #6 |
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That is a more accurate description Sir.
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06-22-2018, 09:11 PM | #7 |
The future is unwritten
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No wonder you wear flipflops that shit would ruin good shoes.
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06-23-2018, 08:23 AM | #8 |
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Just get a dairy cow named Honey.
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06-23-2018, 09:11 PM | #9 |
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or a honey bee named Milk. So much cheaper and easier...
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06-28-2018, 10:59 PM | #10 |
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The Cellar: Celebrating our 200th Anniversary in dog years while that old dog sexobon turns 9
(June 29th) Guess where I was born and I'll fess up. Everyone's heard of it. Three guesses per customer. |
06-28-2018, 11:59 PM | #11 |
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Pluto?
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06-29-2018, 04:30 PM | #12 |
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Pluto and Fifi had quin-puplets; so, there would be four more of me ...
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06-30-2018, 03:59 AM | #13 |
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The day is done and time's up; so, I'll just have to tell you: I was born ... roughly where I live now.
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06-30-2018, 10:22 PM | #14 |
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The Cellar: Celebrating our 200th Anniversary in dog years ...and it'll be 200 dog years before there's a new tagline....
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08-19-2018, 08:25 PM | #15 |
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The Cellar: And the bleat goes on...and the bleat goes on...
Gums keep flapping sound bites to the brain Twitter de da dumb, twitter de da day PC once was all the rage, uh huh History has turned the page, uh huh The narrow views, the flaunted bling, uh huh Centrism is our newborn king, uh huh And the bleat goes on, the bleat goes on Gums keep flapping sound bites to the brain Twitter de da dumb, twitter de da day The world wide web is the shopping mall, uh huh Sexual predators now take a fall, uh huh And men still keep on marching off to war Virtually they keep In Real Life score And the bleat goes on, the bleat goes on Gums keep flapping sound bites to the brain Twitter de da dumb, twitter de da day Cisgenders sit in chairs and reminisce Boys now chasing boys to get a kiss Spin keeps going further all the time Politicians still ask, "On who can you drop a dime?" And the bleat goes on, the bleat goes on Gums keep flapping sound bites to the brain Twitter de da dumb, twitter de da day And the bleat goes on, yes, the bleat goes on And the bleat goes on, and the bleat goes on The bleat goes on, and the bleat goes on |
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