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Old 09-25-2006, 07:36 PM   #1
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WANA GAIN WEIGHT?

If you wana gain weight folow these tips!
Folow these tips and you will get fat fast!

Eat 1 appale a day

Drink soda with every meal

NO exersise

Drink Beer

Dont eat breakfast

Eat dinner at 9pm go to bed right after.

2 days a week dont eat anything from the time you get up till 9pm then stuff your self with KFC, Mc Donalds, Burger king or toca bell.

Except the 2 days that you only eat at dinner be constantly snacking on chips, pop pudding oreas, and protien shakes.

Eat losts of food with mercurey like fish.

Stop all weigh lifting before you start doing any of these just lie low for a week. I mean like lay around on the couch for a week and just eat.

Ice cream is good for gaining weight

Coffee is good try to drink a cup a day
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Old 09-25-2006, 08:40 PM   #2
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this is some kind of wierd spam that sells ......what? pity? you're just using us. we're tired of you whining. go fuck yourself. one dimensional ass clown.
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Old 09-25-2006, 09:15 PM   #3
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Real fat people can spell the names of junk food properly.
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Old 09-25-2006, 09:37 PM   #4
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I think its just a big, fat joke.
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Old 09-26-2006, 01:00 AM   #5
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Well no shit, that would definitely do it...but wtf is your point man? If you know all of those things, and it's really that big of a problem for you...do something about it, right? You come on here and bitch, but that's about all I ever hear...where's the effort?
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Old 09-26-2006, 01:13 AM   #6
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Old 09-26-2006, 07:53 AM   #7
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All the fat posts are getting old. Talk about something else for a change!
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Old 09-26-2006, 08:01 AM   #8
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hugefatguy has an unusual sense of humor. We all have our personal idiosyncracies in humor and our own idea of gaining acceptance from others. Im not going to flame HFG for whatever his goal is or was. Judging from his login name and posts self esteem is obviously lacking.

Thought Id add something. He said he weighed 780+ lbs. I dont beleive it. His profile is almost blank.

HFG is a troll. Rather harmless, but he is still a troll.

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Old 09-26-2006, 11:03 AM   #9
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and besides... I tried that diet and it didn't do a damn thing to 'flesh out' my lean (like a jaguar!) figure.
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Old 09-26-2006, 12:16 PM   #10
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Quote:
pop pudding oreas
That sounds dirty.
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