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Old 03-06-2010, 10:58 PM   #1
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Mar 7, 2010: Serious Duck Blind

Honey, I've been cooped up with the wet dog, in that cramped little boat, since way before sun up.
I sure am tired and sore... would you mind cleaning the ducks, please?



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Serious duck blind, Louisiana (of course), 3 stories…
~1st level hides 4 boats underneath and has room for 2 hunters and 2 dog doors.
~2nd level has a full kitchen with fridge, 2 stoves, electricity for lights, living room with 2 couches and satellite TV,
... theater seats around the "porch of the blind" to shoot 14 guys comfortably.
~Side porch has a running toilet, stainless steel grill for cooking whole rib eyes for lunch.
...All the mojos and mallard machines are hard wired to car batteries.
~3rd level is the "crows nest" with room for 3 It's about 25' up in the trees and most of the time you are cutting down on the ducks.


Oh and Honey, before you clean the ducks, get me a beer.

A reader sent this in to a very NSFW website, in Australia, so I copied the entire text here.
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Old 03-07-2010, 03:39 AM   #2
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Old 03-07-2010, 10:05 AM   #3
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Does anybody else suspect that the "running toilet" on the side porch consists of no more than seeing how far off the balcony you can pee into the swamp?
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Old 03-07-2010, 11:15 AM   #4
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I doubt it, I'll bet there's a flush toilet with squeezably soft tissue. I just wonder where it flushes to? Remember the dogs are in and out of that water constantly, while they are retrieving ducks.
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Old 03-07-2010, 03:09 PM   #5
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It quacks me up how ducked up that is.


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Old 03-07-2010, 03:13 PM   #6
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don't you have to be quiet in order not to scare the ducks away? looks like a recipe for rowdiness to me
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Old 03-07-2010, 03:44 PM   #7
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At best, it's a time share with the snakes.
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Old 03-07-2010, 04:51 PM   #8
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A lair like that needs a more evil and megalomaniac purpose than merely blowing away defenseless little birdies. Some kind of global-domination plot or something.

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Old 03-07-2010, 05:17 PM   #9
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This is what happens when you give crack to beavers.
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Old 03-07-2010, 05:51 PM   #10
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Is that why you so carefully avoid both? :p
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Old 03-07-2010, 10:00 PM   #11
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Heh. Heh heh. You said crack *and* beavers.

So, correct me if I'm wrong, but if twenty dudes let loose with 12 gauges on a relatively small number of ducks, isn't it pretty much just going to end up as a cloud of red spray and feathers?
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Old 03-09-2010, 07:33 AM   #12
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Is that why you so carefully avoid both? :p
I only avoid one. I'm VERY into crack.
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