Awesome Pick Up Lines.....

DucksNuts · 01-23-2008, 07:06 PM

NOT!!

« Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

« Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

« My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.

« Do you have a library card, 'cause I want to check you out.

« Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

« If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

« You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

« Man - Fat Penguin! Woman - WHAT? Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

« I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

« I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

« Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

« If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

« Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

« If you were a McDonald's burger, I would call you McBeautiful....

« I know I can't have your virginity, but can I have the box it came in?

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01-23-2008, 07:06 PM	#1
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Awesome Pick Up Lines..... NOT!! « Did you fart, cause you blew me away. « Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. « My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in. « Do you have a library card, 'cause I want to check you out. « Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. « If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. « You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. « Man - Fat Penguin! Woman - WHAT? Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. « I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock. « I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. « Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. « If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. « Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up « If you were a McDonald's burger, I would call you McBeautiful.... « I know I can't have your virginity, but can I have the box it came in? Add your own

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