Assumptions about other Cellar users - Page 4

DucksNuts · 06-03-2006, 04:32 AM

I couldnt even remember what it was originally about.

Chey - smutty threads seem to follow you about :p

Cheyenne · 06-03-2006, 01:38 PM

who me??

surely you jest :p

Rock Steady · 06-03-2006, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

And that Brianna, goes straight to the heart of your problem. IT'S NOT TRUE.
Understand that, and you're on your way. You won't need to be reassured daily.

I need to be reassured daily. I need to feel the love. We should have a Daily Reassurance Thread for all us insecure dregs to beat ourselves up in.

capnhowdy · 06-03-2006, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt

blinking lights detract from the mellow that is the cellar .
I find them annoying as well Bruce .

Bruce annoys you also?....(slaps knee).....

xoxoxoBruce · 06-04-2006, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Rock Steady

I need to be reassured daily. I need to feel the love. We should have a Daily Reassurance Thread for all us insecure dregs to beat ourselves up in.

Do you feel it fair for you to put the burden of your comfort on other people?

footfootfoot · 06-04-2006, 01:23 PM

here are my assumptions about other cellarites (I think the term you are looking for)

in no particular order:

xobruce: donates 15% of his gross earnings to Saint Joseph's Indian School.

LJ: used to beat up on kids in grade school who scored lower than 78% on math tests. (when he was a teachers aid)

Jinx: Actually hated the greatful dead, was just i it for the twirling and didn't know how to break it to LJ when they first met at a dead concert.

Ibram: is actually nine and a half years old and has hacked his older brother's computer and is posing as him.

ZippyT: is an eccentric billionaire who keeps his money buried in coffee cans in backyards around the world. the location of these coffee cans is tatooed on the inside of his dog's ear.

Wolf: is fluent in semaphore and can actually sing the national anthem in morse code.

BigV: Is still working on the community service part of his Eagle Scout rank.

Clodfobble: is actually tone deaf and has kept that hidden form her clients for nearly a decade.

SteveBsjb: was actually an FBI plant who ended up not finding anything of interest to the feds, but still spends most of his work day here.

Cheyenne: Is actually a middle aged mormon minister.

Ducks nuts: former burlesque dancer, turned schoolmarm.

Dar512: actually a hooker witha heart of gold, the movie "pretty woman" was based loosely on his life.

Elpsode: sent away for and built one of the submarines advertised in the back of comic books.

Limey: Actually canadian by birth.

Kagen 404: doesn't know how to surf, skate, or hackysack, but can bench press a full keg 40 times.

Cyclefrance: earned his first fortune selling bootleg Enya cds at flea markets.

Brianna: would rather curl up on the couch witha pint of ice cream and a good mystery novel than have sex.

These are just a few of my assumptions about cellarites. I think they are probably shared by most people who read between the lines of the posts.

footfootfoot · 06-04-2006, 01:27 PM

Oh yeah,

Griff spends about $50. a month on plastic toy soldiers which he melts witha zippo lighter so he can hear them go zifff zifff zifff as the melting plastic falls to the lawn.

zippyt · 06-04-2006, 01:31 PM

ZippyT: is an eccentric billionaire who keeps his money buried in coffee cans in backyards around the world. the location of these coffee cans is tatooed on the inside of his dog's ear.

DUDE !!!!!! That was suposed to be just between us !!!!!!

Trilby · 06-04-2006, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Brianna: would rather curl up on the couch witha pint of ice cream and a good mystery novel than have sex.

Wow. That is so right-on that I am...I'm...I'm vaklempt.

Hey. How'd you do that?

Trilby · 06-04-2006, 02:17 PM

Though, honest to goddess, I do enjoy sex as a second-best kind of thing. I really do.

Undertoad · 06-04-2006, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

SteveBsjb: was actually an FBI plant who ended up not finding anything of interest to the feds, but still spends most of his work day here.

This is not a surprise to Beestie, who is actually CIA, spends much of his workday here, and finds a great deal of interest by carefully reading between the lines.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-04-2006, 05:17 PM

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xobruce: donates 15% of his gross earnings to Saint Joseph's Indian School.

Well, they do send me the cutest little Christiany DoDads.

Kagen4o4 · 06-04-2006, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by foot^3

Kagen 404: doesn't know how to surf, skate, or hackysack, but can bench press a full keg 40 times

ok the thing about surfing skating and hackysack is true. but a full keg 40 times? ummm yeeeeeah, thats true as well...foot said it so it must be true

skysidhe · 06-04-2006, 06:26 PM

Usually the truth and the assumption made is as far apart as the grand canyon is wide. It only takes an ass to bridge that divide.

limey · 06-04-2006, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

...
Limey: Actually canadian by birth.
...

Well ... I am rather fond of maple syrup ...

06-03-2006, 01:38 PM	#47
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06-04-2006, 01:23 PM	#51
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	here are my assumptions about other cellarites (I think the term you are looking for) in no particular order: xobruce: donates 15% of his gross earnings to Saint Joseph's Indian School. LJ: used to beat up on kids in grade school who scored lower than 78% on math tests. (when he was a teachers aid) Jinx: Actually hated the greatful dead, was just i it for the twirling and didn't know how to break it to LJ when they first met at a dead concert. Ibram: is actually nine and a half years old and has hacked his older brother's computer and is posing as him. ZippyT: is an eccentric billionaire who keeps his money buried in coffee cans in backyards around the world. the location of these coffee cans is tatooed on the inside of his dog's ear. Wolf: is fluent in semaphore and can actually sing the national anthem in morse code. BigV: Is still working on the community service part of his Eagle Scout rank. Clodfobble: is actually tone deaf and has kept that hidden form her clients for nearly a decade. SteveBsjb: was actually an FBI plant who ended up not finding anything of interest to the feds, but still spends most of his work day here. Cheyenne: Is actually a middle aged mormon minister. Ducks nuts: former burlesque dancer, turned schoolmarm. Dar512: actually a hooker witha heart of gold, the movie "pretty woman" was based loosely on his life. Elpsode: sent away for and built one of the submarines advertised in the back of comic books. Limey: Actually canadian by birth. Kagen 404: doesn't know how to surf, skate, or hackysack, but can bench press a full keg 40 times. Cyclefrance: earned his first fortune selling bootleg Enya cds at flea markets. Brianna: would rather curl up on the couch witha pint of ice cream and a good mystery novel than have sex. These are just a few of my assumptions about cellarites. I think they are probably shared by most people who read between the lines of the posts. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-04-2006, 01:27 PM	#52
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Oh yeah, Griff spends about $50. a month on plastic toy soldiers which he melts witha zippo lighter so he can hear them go zifff zifff zifff as the melting plastic falls to the lawn. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-04-2006, 01:31 PM	#53
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	ZippyT: is an eccentric billionaire who keeps his money buried in coffee cans in backyards around the world. the location of these coffee cans is tatooed on the inside of his dog's ear. DUDE !!!!!! That was suposed to be just between us !!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

06-04-2006, 02:17 PM	#55
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Though, honest to goddess, I do enjoy sex as a second-best kind of thing. I really do. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-03-2006, 04:32 AM	#46
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I couldnt even remember what it was originally about. Chey - smutty threads seem to follow you about :p

06-04-2006, 06:26 PM	#59
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	Usually the truth and the assumption made is as far apart as the grand canyon is wide. It only takes an ass to bridge that divide.

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