The WTF NSFW thread - Page 140

ZenGum · 05-30-2009, 07:28 PM

Cop 1: dammit, why aren't there any chick streakers to arrest??

And I see SEVEN other cameras in action in the crowd.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-30-2009, 07:48 PM

I see 11, maybe 12, other cameras.

ZenGum · 05-30-2009, 07:58 PM

Looking again ... nope, still seven confirmed, but a few extra "possibles" that I didn't count.
Also, two sharks, a dolphin on a treadmill, one dead hooker; but that sure ain't a whale penis!

xoxoxoBruce · 05-30-2009, 08:11 PM

Count 11, maybe 12, after a closer look.

ZenGum · 05-30-2009, 08:31 PM

Counting from the left:
1. Agreed.
2. Agreed.
3. Agreed.
4. Didn't count, don't think so, but might be.
5. Agreed, and a guy that size should stand at the back of the crowd, to be polite. Think of the children.
6. Possible, but too blurry for my counting, maybe just making a hand gesture. YOMV.
7. Agreed.
8. I missed that, could well be.
9. Agreed.
10. Possible, hand looks correct, but I can't see the actual camera.
11. What? The picture goes off the edge of my screen? Hey, what does this "scroll bar" do?

Probably a camera.
12. See 11. Yes.

Also, have a look between 5 and 6, the guy in the white T-shirt. That another one, maybe? [ETA, or is he just having a fondle?]

And of course, that's only the part of the crowd we can see. Should we count the camera that took the photo we are looking at?

Shawnee123 · 05-30-2009, 10:32 PM

Do all the math and use all the cameras you want, it's not going to make that thing any bigger.

Undertoad · 05-30-2009, 10:54 PM

I saw video of this whole event, probably one of the cams recording in the background. The cops were professional. Peanut-dick was whacked out of his mind. They tried to talk with him, reason with him for a while. Didn't work, he decided to be belligerent. Then they tried to escort him away with minimal force. He wasn't gonna have it. Dude had to be taken down, there was no other way to handle him.

ZenGum · 05-31-2009, 04:36 AM

So, what are the effects of pepper spray or tasers ... down there?

capnhowdy · 05-31-2009, 06:29 AM

That would be considered "enhanced interrogation".

impress · 05-31-2009, 09:28 AM

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richlevy · 06-13-2009, 08:18 AM

The site has very brief nudity.

http://www.washlet.com/

Most definitive comment: "It's got more in common with your laptop computer than any toilet seat you've ever encountered".

Trilby · 06-13-2009, 08:35 AM

Lisa: "Gee, how did you know all of our favorite foods?"

Pierce Brosnan (as House Computer): "I, uh, analyzed your, uh, leavings."

ZenGum · 06-13-2009, 09:12 AM

Ah, washlet, a name I recognise from the mysterious orient.

Perfect for when you need to take a robocrap.

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Alluvial · 06-13-2009, 12:48 PM

"We've secretly replaced Marge's hoo-ha with a Whoopee cusion. Let's see if Herb can tell the difference".

05-30-2009, 07:28 PM	#2086
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Cop 1: dammit, why aren't there any chick streakers to arrest?? And I see SEVEN other cameras in action in the crowd. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-30-2009, 07:48 PM	#2087
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I see 11, maybe 12, other cameras. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-30-2009, 07:58 PM	#2088
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Looking again ... nope, still seven confirmed, but a few extra "possibles" that I didn't count. Also, two sharks, a dolphin on a treadmill, one dead hooker; but that sure ain't a whale penis! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-30-2009, 08:11 PM	#2089
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Count 11, maybe 12, after a closer look. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-30-2009, 08:31 PM	#2090
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Counting from the left: 1. Agreed. 2. Agreed. 3. Agreed. 4. Didn't count, don't think so, but might be. 5. Agreed, and a guy that size should stand at the back of the crowd, to be polite. Think of the children. 6. Possible, but too blurry for my counting, maybe just making a hand gesture. YOMV. 7. Agreed. 8. I missed that, could well be. 9. Agreed. 10. Possible, hand looks correct, but I can't see the actual camera. 11. What? The picture goes off the edge of my screen? Hey, what does this "scroll bar" do? Probably a camera. 12. See 11. Yes. Also, have a look between 5 and 6, the guy in the white T-shirt. That another one, maybe? [ETA, or is he just having a fondle?] And of course, that's only the part of the crowd we can see. Should we count the camera that took the photo we are looking at? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-30-2009, 10:32 PM	#2091
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Do all the math and use all the cameras you want, it's not going to make that thing any bigger. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-30-2009, 10:54 PM	#2092
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I saw video of this whole event, probably one of the cams recording in the background. The cops were professional. Peanut-dick was whacked out of his mind. They tried to talk with him, reason with him for a while. Didn't work, he decided to be belligerent. Then they tried to escort him away with minimal force. He wasn't gonna have it. Dude had to be taken down, there was no other way to handle him.

05-31-2009, 04:36 AM	#2093
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	So, what are the effects of pepper spray or tasers ... down there? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-31-2009, 06:29 AM	#2094
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	That would be considered "enhanced interrogation". __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

05-31-2009, 09:28 AM	#2095
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	__________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

06-13-2009, 08:18 AM	#2096
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	The site has very brief nudity. http://www.washlet.com/ Most definitive comment: "It's got more in common with your laptop computer than any toilet seat you've ever encountered". __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

06-13-2009, 08:35 AM	#2097
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Lisa: "Gee, how did you know all of our favorite foods?" Pierce Brosnan (as House Computer): "I, uh, analyzed your, uh, leavings." __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-13-2009, 09:12 AM	#2098
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Ah, washlet, a name I recognise from the mysterious orient. Perfect for when you need to take a robocrap. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-13-2009, 12:31 PM	#2099
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	__________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

06-13-2009, 12:48 PM	#2100
Alluvial Phenomenologist Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Central Mississippi Posts: 270	"We've secretly replaced Marge's hoo-ha with a Whoopee cusion. Let's see if Herb can tell the difference". __________________ “My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn.” - Louis Adamic

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