8/23/2004: Race includes inflatable sex dolls

Undertoad · 08-23-2004, 12:29 PM

Welcome to the Russian "Bubble Baba Challenge 2004" race, in which participants must float 1 kilometer down the River Vuoska carrying an inflatable sex doll.

I am speechless at this one.

jinx · 08-23-2004, 12:35 PM

Looks like the doll has suffered some sort of head injury...

Griff · 08-23-2004, 01:37 PM

We had another race where you carry your wife... does this one have to be your regular partner or...?

xoxoxoBruce · 08-23-2004, 04:20 PM

Seems to me, the missionary position would be desirable here. He's wearing a life jacket, that's good to taken precautions, even with blow up chicks.

headsplice · 08-23-2004, 04:44 PM

It's important to always wear protection, even when (maybe especially when) your partner is latex. Also, I wonder if anyone ends up with severe chafing?

xoxoxoBruce · 08-23-2004, 05:32 PM

These guys don't seem to be worried.

garnet · 08-23-2004, 06:40 PM

Those blow up dolls have some weird-ass shapes. How come they're all thick in the middle with no butt?

richlevy · 08-23-2004, 09:46 PM

Don't they call life jackets "Mae Wests"?

Trilby · 08-24-2004, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garnet

Those blow up dolls have some weird-ass shapes. How come they're all thick in the middle with no butt?

My guess would be that, after extensive product testing, the thick middle/no butt was the most, um...comfortable, for those so inclined to actually date a plastic, blow-up facsimile of a woman. At least they aren't bothering real women...

Cyber Wolf · 08-24-2004, 08:36 AM

This event appears seems to take the phrase 'exciting race' to a whole new level.

wolf · 08-25-2004, 12:02 PM

Bruce, would you be able to enter next year with your sheep? If you start training now you should be in prime condition for the event.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-25-2004, 05:19 PM

Why on earth would we want to get dressed and go out?

wolf · 08-25-2004, 05:34 PM

Did anyone else wonder why the blow-up dolls aren't wearing safety helmets also?

Anyone?

:crickets:

lookout123 · 08-25-2004, 05:56 PM

i watched Nip Tuck last night and i couldn't stop thinking about this thread. i'm pretty sure the doll on the show wouldn't float like these specimens though.

chrisinhouston · 08-26-2004, 11:40 AM

Lots of good pictures of past events here:
http://www.translate.ru/url/tran_url...03%2Fphotos%2F

and here:

http://xforce.ru/index.php?subaction..._from=&ucat=2&

08-23-2004, 12:29 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	8/23/2004: Race includes inflatable sex dolls Welcome to the Russian "Bubble Baba Challenge 2004" race, in which participants must float 1 kilometer down the River Vuoska carrying an inflatable sex doll. I am speechless at this one.

08-23-2004, 12:35 PM	#2
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Looks like the doll has suffered some sort of head injury... __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

08-23-2004, 01:37 PM	#3
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	We had another race where you carry your wife... does this one have to be your regular partner or...? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-23-2004, 04:20 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Seems to me, the missionary position would be desirable here. He's wearing a life jacket, that's good to taken precautions, even with blow up chicks. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-23-2004, 04:44 PM	#5
headsplice Relaxed Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 676	It's important to always wear protection, even when (maybe especially when) your partner is latex. Also, I wonder if anyone ends up with severe chafing? __________________ Don't Panic Last edited by headsplice; 08-23-2004 at 04:45 PM. Reason: mispelling

08-23-2004, 05:32 PM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	These guys don't seem to be worried. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 06:00 PM.

08-23-2004, 06:40 PM	#7
garnet ... Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 657	Those blow up dolls have some weird-ass shapes. How come they're all thick in the middle with no butt? Last edited by garnet; 08-23-2004 at 06:50 PM.

08-23-2004, 09:46 PM	#8
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Don't they call life jackets "Mae Wests"? __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

08-24-2004, 08:36 AM	#10
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	This event appears seems to take the phrase 'exciting race' to a whole new level. __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens

08-25-2004, 12:02 PM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Bruce, would you be able to enter next year with your sheep? If you start training now you should be in prime condition for the event. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-25-2004, 05:19 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Why on earth would we want to get dressed and go out? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-25-2004, 05:34 PM	#13
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Did anyone else wonder why the blow-up dolls aren't wearing safety helmets also? Anyone? :crickets: __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-25-2004, 05:56 PM	#14
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i watched Nip Tuck last night and i couldn't stop thinking about this thread. i'm pretty sure the doll on the show wouldn't float like these specimens though. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-26-2004, 11:40 AM	#15
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	Lots of good pictures of past events here: http://www.translate.ru/url/tran_url...03%2Fphotos%2F and here: http://xforce.ru/index.php?subaction..._from=&ucat=2&

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