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Old 04-22-2011, 02:58 PM   #196
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Where the hell did you get that picture of me? Remove it immediately!! Or I'll leave and never come back!!


Offended and unable to spell,

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Old 04-22-2011, 03:00 PM   #197
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Ya got me IM. Now corrected. Ridiculous.
(I mean me)

Bri I am actually really impressed that poor foreign deaf girls can come to the US, be unemployed, have personal assistents and the interwebs and locks on their doors and alcofrolics and everything.

Please clear our your spare room, I expect to arrive next week.

Oh, shoot - forgot I have a job I adore now.
Okay, expect me first week in August.
But I expect all of the above AND that we meet Monster & IM and go to that big theme park somewhere in Ohio.
That can't be too much to ask. Monnie can even bring Pam.

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'Monnie can ever bring Pam???' Where is it that we are travling to?? I do not think I can come. I rarely leave NY. And I do not wish to travl much at all. But it is a nice thought. Thank you!

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Old 04-22-2011, 03:01 PM   #198
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We'll all ride the Vortex with our assistenators.
Haile Selassie!
But if Jim's coming too I'd prefer a woodie.
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:04 PM   #199
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...poor foreign deaf girls can come to the US, be unemployed, have personal assistents and the interwebs and locks on their doors and alcofrolics and everything.
Oh, didn't you know?

That's part of our Mission Statement. Goes like this:

"We, the People, in order to form a more perfect union, are recruiting the unemployed deaf to come to the U.S. We provide room, board, computer, net, personal assistant, vodka and/or wine, "happy pills," personal hygeine products (hope Aveda is ok?) and abusive ex (gives you something to rant about). Also - please feel free to critique American women, our national roads and bridges system AND our utter lack of empathy. Remember! You must be deaf! But not completely deaf. Near-deaf is ok, too.
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:06 PM   #200
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Mission Statement.

I was going to ask (it came to me as I was getting ready for work): pam, how do you afford deodorant and soap and toothpaste and all those millions of things that people need that cost money?
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:08 PM   #201
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:09 PM   #202
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Oh, didn't you know?

That's part of our Mission Statement. Goes like this:

"We, the People, in order to form a more perfect union, are recruiting the unemployed deaf to come to the U.S. We provide room, board, computer, net, personal assistant, vodka and/or wine, "happy pills," personal hygeine products (hope Aveda is ok?) and abusive ex (gives you something to rant about). Also - please feel free to critique American women, our national roads and bridges system AND our utter lack of empathy. Remember! You must be deaf! But not completely deaf. Near-deaf is ok, too.
I am deeply hurt. and I mean that. But, I will not fall for your trick about me. You and others are waiting for me to get mad and upset. This time i chosen to 'turn the tables' (American expression I learned from TV) and not get emotional. And no, I will not complain to Mr. undertoad.

go ahead, make fun of the 'deaf girl' as you call me...
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:09 PM   #203
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I was hoping she was an orphan.
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:09 PM   #204
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Bet she smokes too [/marichiko]
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:10 PM   #205
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Are they adopting? 'Cause, no one will help me.
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:10 PM   #206
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did someobody say something?
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:11 PM   #207
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Bet she smokes too [/marichiko]
...and is covered in tattoos.
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:11 PM   #208
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go ahead, make fun of the 'deaf girl' as you call me...
Never once did I call you 'deaf girl' -

Bye the bye - I know ASL!
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:12 PM   #209
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:13 PM   #210
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I LOVE Doug and Carrie Heffernan! Do you know them? [/naiveOHIOgirl]
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