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The Un-Tuckian
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01-09-2012, 04:27 PM
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Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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Seen on a bumper sticker:
I'm not fucking stupid... But I used to.
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01-09-2012, 05:50 PM
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Старый сержант
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women.
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Bwaahaahaahaa!!!
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01-15-2012, 12:10 PM
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Back in 10
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A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who
had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview. "Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name? "Morris Feinberg," he replied. "Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" "For about 60 years." "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?" "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims." "I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop." "I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man." "I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests." "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?" "Like I'm talking to a fucking wall."
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01-15-2012, 01:22 PM
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01-18-2012, 10:35 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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01-18-2012, 10:36 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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01-18-2012, 02:45 PM
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Master Dwellar
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01-19-2012, 10:23 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Green Eggs and Hamlet
I ask to be or not to be. That is the question I ask of me. This sullied life, it makes me shudder. My uncle's boffing dear sweet mother. Would I, could I take me life? Could I, should I end this strife? Should I jump out of a plane? Or throw myself before a train? Should I from a cliff just leap? Could I put myself to sleep? Shoot myself ot take some poison? Maybe try self immolation? To shudder off this mortal coil, I could stab myself with a fencing foil. Slash my wrists while in the bath? Would it end my angst and wrath? To sleep, to dream, now there's the rub. I could drop a toaster in my tub. Would all be glad if I were dead? Could I perhaps kill them instead?
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01-20-2012, 05:33 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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01-20-2012, 08:48 AM
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Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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That was eggcellent Bruce!
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01-20-2012, 10:20 AM
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Master Dwellar
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i know i know i'm supposed to be working but.....
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