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Old 05-21-2004, 10:25 AM   #1
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(Hillary Clinton for president of the U.S.A.)

Keep a woman out of the white house and we will save the American tax payers a thousand dollars a year on toylet paper alone.
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:51 AM   #2
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OK Perry. Enough with the starting new threads. Why don't you just put your new jokes all under this thread? You can do that by hitting the reply button instead of the start new thread button.
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:47 AM   #3
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Maybe he shouldn't post anymore jokes at all. That one was lame. I don't even get it.
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:49 AM   #4
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That one was lame? I think they are all lame.
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:24 PM   #5
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Friendly lot you are,have a grait day and remember iff you are going to drink and drive you got to have a car.
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:25 PM   #6
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That one was the first I read. After it, I avoided the others.
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Old 05-21-2004, 12:50 PM   #7
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Friendly lot you are,have a grait day and remember iff you are going to drink and drive you got to have a car.
iff? I think you can have a car, and not drink and drive.
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Old 05-21-2004, 01:25 PM   #8
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iff? I think you can have a car, and not drink and drive.
Or you could have a bottle of Pagan Pink Ripple and a bicycle.
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:18 PM   #9
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Re: (Hillary Clinton for president of the U.S.A.)

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Keep a woman out of the white house and we will save the American tax payers a thousand dollars a year on toylet paper alone.
BOOOOOO!
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Old 05-22-2004, 05:24 AM   #10
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Iff the good lord in all of his wisdom decided that man must have a mate and what we have ome to know as a woman was his best shot,why do you sepose it is that he choose to make them out of spare parts???

(Spare ribs yet.)
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Old 05-22-2004, 09:17 AM   #11
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Don't get me started. Just don't.
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Old 05-22-2004, 09:34 AM   #12
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Don't get me started. Just don't.
Just having a little fun girl,did you overdose on your ugly pills this morning???
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Old 05-22-2004, 11:59 AM   #13
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Apparently the pharmacy was all out, sold em all to some dude named perry
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:12 PM   #14
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Apparently the pharmacy was all out, sold em all to some dude named perry
Good shot girl.you know when my bride of just under fifty years an i were corting i used to call her Candy.

I called her Candy because she made my peanut brittle..
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:57 PM   #15
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Congratulations Perry on your first post of true worth.
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