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I hear them call the tide
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If the Representative from Florida who was recently embarrassingly called out for appalling behavior finds solace in drink and fornication, we could have Yoho, Ho, and a Bottle of Rum.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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07-26-2020, 03:57 PM
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still says videotape
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I approve of this message.
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07-27-2020, 05:56 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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07-27-2020, 10:00 AM
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His non-apology was textbook quality.
"... I'm sorry for their misunderstanding. " FFS
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07-27-2020, 03:39 PM
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still says videotape
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Bread for the World didn't like the whole look so he's "resigned."
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07-27-2020, 05:03 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Let them have Pieces of Cake
....I'll get my pegleg....
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07-27-2020, 09:07 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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I just want to check that I'm not mistaken in that you are using a visual aid to call representative Ocasio-Cortez a ho?
Which is exactly the same unacceptable behavior as that of Yoho, Trump etc. So I must be mistaken. Right?
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07-28-2020, 05:14 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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09-23-2020, 10:35 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Why do recipes to "use up what's in your fridge" never include:
2 slices of drying but sweaty presliced plastic cheese several aged carrots 1" blackcurrant jam from a fancy tall jar that's longer than your regular cutlery/silverware half a serving of salsa 1 squished kitkat ?
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09-23-2020, 10:57 PM
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4 Chick-Fil-A sauce dipping thingies
19 Heinz Ketchup packets 2/3rds of the jar some seeded mustard that is nothing but seeds |
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09-24-2020, 01:13 AM
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Cross-cut the carrots, toss lightly with oil and 2/3 jar of seedy mustard, and roast at 400 degrees F for 60 minutes. Lay the slices of cheese over the carrots, and finish under the broiler for 2 minutes until the cheese is melty and just starting to brown.
Meanwhile, combine the jelly, salsa, ketchup, and Chick-Fil-A sauces for a bright and sassy dipping glaze. Throw it all in the trash, and eat the Kit Kat for dinner. |
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09-24-2020, 06:01 AM
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still says videotape
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Ha! Good one. Add 1/3 a jar of kimchi and a fist full of pepperoncinis.
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09-24-2020, 03:42 PM
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...39 bottles of various condiments...
And pickles. My God, the half empty jars of pickles... 
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09-24-2020, 10:43 PM
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If you'd rather have a project that yields a condiment, chop all the pickles for green pickle-dillish relish. Even the pickling spices can be useful there. Make a run for hot dogs. Some people like putting a few dill pickle slices on chili.
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09-25-2020, 03:06 PM
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My neighbors' dog shits in our back yard sometimes. They are apologetic about it, but I don't mind at all. To me, it means I get to see their dog from my window, and that makes me happy.
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