Who's pissing on your head and telling you it's raining?

lumberjim · 04-15-2010, 07:45 PM

I met a young lady tonight that told me about how she met Santonio Holmes in a bar and is soon going to be dating him (he keeps texting her), so he'll probably just pay this car off anyway. Her aunt ratified this and corroborated details of the interaction.

ok!

that's great news!

She didn't know anything about him...and he didn't tell her he was a multi millionaire. (Just like in the movies) but her friends and aunt told her afterward....

Also, the $1200 check we're holding for a week for her down payment will be clearing with no problems.

where's that facepalm thing?

ah!.,....yes.

ZenGum · 04-15-2010, 08:33 PM

This isn't going to end well.

squirell nutkin · 04-17-2010, 06:10 PM

Too bad there isn't a "crazy" breathalyzer.
"I'm sorry, you have to come back when you're not crazy"

skysidhe · 04-17-2010, 07:39 PM

To be a fly on the wall and what would the fly have seen as a reaction?

Lj doing the squint y eyed stare? Or red with embarrassment for her? smile stiffly? lean forward at the desk with intertwined fingers to stare her down as if to figure out what planet she is from all the while playing the poker face? or cajoling and playing humorous all the while inside your bugging out?

do tell!

jinx · 04-17-2010, 07:42 PM

my guess would be

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cajoling and playing humorous all the while inside your bugging out

SamIam · 04-17-2010, 07:46 PM

Do you think she and auntie are a pair of con-artists or just incredibly naive?

xoxoxoBruce · 04-17-2010, 07:47 PM

Certainly, always professional, even when it hurts.

skysidhe · 04-17-2010, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx

my guess would be

I was going to ask you outright and say something like, "jinx what do you think", or "jinx would know"... but didn't want to maybe.....embarrass you or presume too much.

Some of us are just in sync today.

lumberjim · 04-17-2010, 07:57 PM

and she's correct, of course. you have to play along in that situation. I know how to talk to a tweaker. She's probably bipolar. We kept one of her keys until we're funded.

lumberjim · 04-29-2010, 09:31 AM

So, we took our car back last night.

It turns out she lied about her employment and income, too. Gasp!

I forgot to tell you that the check DID, in fact, bounce and she was coming in last night to pay us half in cash....... but we had gotten a call from the lender who discovered that her paystub was fake, and she didn't work at the salon at all.

It's good to know my instincts are still working, i guess.

classicman · 04-29-2010, 01:05 PM

Yes it is Jim. Mine too, but thats for another day - need to calm down first.

ZenGum · 04-30-2010, 02:26 AM

Could never have seen that coming.

Griff · 04-30-2010, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

So, we took our car back last night.

It turns out she lied about her employment and income, too. Gasp!

I forgot to tell you that the check DID, in fact, bounce and she was coming in last night to pay us half in cash....... but we had gotten a call from the lender who discovered that her paystub was fake, and she didn't work at the salon at all.

It's good to know my instincts are still working, i guess.

You want me to swing by Cortland (Jets training camp) and let Holmes know? I'm sure he'd just buy the car out-right.

Trilby · 04-30-2010, 06:42 AM

Bi-polar delusional crazy people need cars too, ya know.

squirell nutkin · 04-30-2010, 10:07 PM

If I weren't so lazy I'd make a Santonio Holmes sock puppet.

04-15-2010, 07:45 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Who's pissing on your head and telling you it's raining? I met a young lady tonight that told me about how she met Santonio Holmes in a bar and is soon going to be dating him (he keeps texting her), so he'll probably just pay this car off anyway. Her aunt ratified this and corroborated details of the interaction. ok! that's great news! She didn't know anything about him...and he didn't tell her he was a multi millionaire. (Just like in the movies) but her friends and aunt told her afterward.... Also, the $1200 check we're holding for a week for her down payment will be clearing with no problems. where's that facepalm thing? ah!.,....yes. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-15-2010, 08:33 PM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	This isn't going to end well. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-17-2010, 06:10 PM	#3
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Too bad there isn't a "crazy" breathalyzer. "I'm sorry, you have to come back when you're not crazy" __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

04-17-2010, 07:47 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Certainly, always professional, even when it hurts. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-17-2010, 07:57 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	and she's correct, of course. you have to play along in that situation. I know how to talk to a tweaker. She's probably bipolar. We kept one of her keys until we're funded. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-17-2010, 07:39 PM	#4
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	To be a fly on the wall and what would the fly have seen as a reaction? Lj doing the squint y eyed stare? Or red with embarrassment for her? smile stiffly? lean forward at the desk with intertwined fingers to stare her down as if to figure out what planet she is from all the while playing the poker face? or cajoling and playing humorous all the while inside your bugging out? do tell!

04-17-2010, 07:46 PM	#6
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Do you think she and auntie are a pair of con-artists or just incredibly naive?

04-29-2010, 09:31 AM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	So, we took our car back last night. It turns out she lied about her employment and income, too. Gasp! I forgot to tell you that the check DID, in fact, bounce and she was coming in last night to pay us half in cash....... but we had gotten a call from the lender who discovered that her paystub was fake, and she didn't work at the salon at all. It's good to know my instincts are still working, i guess. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-29-2010, 01:05 PM	#11
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Yes it is Jim. Mine too, but thats for another day - need to calm down first. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-30-2010, 02:26 AM	#12
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Could never have seen that coming. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-30-2010, 06:42 AM	#14
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Bi-polar delusional crazy people need cars too, ya know. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-30-2010, 10:07 PM	#15
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	If I weren't so lazy I'd make a Santonio Holmes sock puppet. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

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