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Old 07-14-2012, 03:38 AM   #1
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July 14, 2012: Dinosex (potentially a teensy bit NSFW)

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This one's been making the internet rounds. I pulled these images and the quote below from HuffPo, but I've seen it a handful of other places too. follow a few of the links from their story!

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The males and females of modern-day birds and reptiles have a single body opening for urination, defecation, and reproduction--something called a cloaca (Latin for sewer). Paleontologists believe that dinosaurs had the same basic equipment, and that they coupled by pressing their cloacas together.

No penis is needed to perform a "cloacal kiss." But some birds have penises and crocodiles sport penis-like "intromittent organs," and male dinosaurs might have had something similar. As you might imagine, a dinosaur penis might have been pretty big--perhaps up to 12 feet in length for T. Rexes.

But how did Mr. Dino ever get his cloaca near Ms. Dino's? By mounting her from behind.
There you have it, folks. Dinos did it doggy.
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Old 07-14-2012, 03:52 AM   #2
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There you have it, folks. Dinos did it doggy.
Surely, doggies are doing it Dino-style.
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Old 07-14-2012, 04:49 PM   #3
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As you might imagine, a dinosaur penis might have been pretty big--perhaps up to 12 feet in length for T. Rexes.
How else could he jack off with those tiny/short arms?
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Old 07-15-2012, 06:24 PM   #4
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they do all look rather horny
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Old 07-16-2012, 10:58 AM   #5
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And it took some so called experts to figure this out? I took this picture last summer in my back yard!
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Old 07-16-2012, 11:45 AM   #6
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Lizard pr0n...cool.
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Old 07-16-2012, 11:59 AM   #7
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Yes and notice how he gently nips at her neck! There will be a hickey mark for sure.
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Old 07-16-2012, 12:07 PM   #8
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all about the leverage baby.
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Old 07-16-2012, 12:10 PM   #9
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Surely, doggies are doing it Dino-style.
You're really a genius at this. I love these brilliant martial-arts-style use the opponent's weight and momentum against him maneuvers.

I don't mind being called Shirley as long as you keep these coming.
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I don't mind being called Shirley as long as you keep these coming.
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