The Cellar  

Go Back   The Cellar > Images > Image of the Day

Image of the Day Images that will blow your mind - every day. [Blog] [RSS] [XML]

Reply
 
Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
Old 02-26-2013, 12:05 PM   #16
Gravdigr
The Un-Tuckian
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
From now on, Ima treat the word angus as a portmanteau for 'angry anus'.

"The morning after those hellfire tacos found my angus burning."

"Hey, Bill? Wanna go unicycle riding?"
"Naw, Joe, mah hemorrhoids is actin' up, an' mah angus is really testifying today."
__________________


These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.
Gravdigr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 06:25 PM   #17
ZenGum
Doctor Wtf
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
Here Hungry Jacks (Burger King) do an "angry angus". They've even brought in an organic beef burger.

Pointless, of course. If you're talking prime steak, Angus is better than, say, Jersey or similar dairy cattle. Macca's and Jacks don't get within cooee of prime steak. It's ground up lips and arseholes, all the way. True, they're Angus lips and arseholes, but they're still lips and arseholes.
__________________
Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008.
Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.
ZenGum is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 07:00 PM   #18
Nirvana
Back in 10
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 3,684
Quote:
Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce View Post
'Aberdeen Angus' is a specific breed of cattle, but I believe 'Angus' is a catch phrase with no legal definition, which the advertising boys use to allude to better quality.
Almost correct Angus/Aberdeen Angus have what is known as the tenderness gene but many crossbred cattle carry this gene so black white faced are allowed to be "Angus Beef " and none are tested to have the tenderness gene "certified Angus"does have a legal definition.
__________________
Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.
Nirvana is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 07:23 PM   #19
Nirvana
Back in 10
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 3,684
I keep forgetting to mention that this thread reminds me of Colonel Angus. I sure miss his shiny face in these here parts... [/SNL]
__________________
Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.
Nirvana is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-26-2013, 07:28 PM   #20
BigV
Goon Squad Leader
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sundae View Post
Until it's horsemeat.
funny!
__________________
Be Just and Fear Not.
BigV is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2013, 12:28 AM   #21
xoxoxoBruce
The future is unwritten
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nirvana View Post
Almost correct Angus/Aberdeen Angus have what is known as the tenderness gene but many crossbred cattle carry this gene so black white faced are allowed to be "Angus Beef " and none are tested to have the tenderness gene "certified Angus"does have a legal definition.
I stand corrected, didn't realize they'd gotten so scientifical. When did all this happen?
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.
xoxoxoBruce is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2013, 09:29 AM   #22
Nirvana
Back in 10
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 3,684
10 years ago or so when the Angus BOD decided they need a campaign to counteract Peta etc and gene identity proved the existence of the tenderness gene.
__________________
Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.
Nirvana is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2013, 10:13 AM   #23
xoxoxoBruce
The future is unwritten
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
Cool. So with a little candle light and wine, they can slip that tenderness gene into the Herefords. Maybe even the Shorthorns and Highlands.
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.
xoxoxoBruce is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2013, 12:20 PM   #24
infinite monkey
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
Oh she may be weary
And young girls they do get wearied
Wearing that same old shaggy dress
Yeah yeah
But when she gets weary
Try a little tenderness, yeah yeah
Oh my my, huh

You know she's waiting
Just anticipating
A thing that she'll never
Never, never, never, never possess, yeah yeah yeah
But while she's there waiting
And without them
Try a little tenderness
That's all you gotta do
infinite monkey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2013, 12:55 PM   #25
footfootfoot
To shreds, you say?
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
Mama, where's your pretty little girl tonight?
Trying to run before she can walk, that's right
She's growing up, she has a young man waiting
She's growing up, she has a young man waiting

Wide eyes, she'll be street-wise
To the lies and the jive talk
But she'll find true love
And tenderness on the block
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs
footfootfoot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2013, 12:59 PM   #26
infinite monkey
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
Tender is the night
And the benediction of the neon light
Tender are the hunters, tender is the night

You're gonna want me tonight
When you're ready to surrender
Forget about who's right
When you're ready to remember
It's another world at night
When you're ready to be tender

Tender, tender tender...
infinite monkey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2013, 01:08 PM   #27
infinite monkey
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
**************************************************************

COMMERCIAL BREAK

**************************************************************

And if YOUR meat isn't tender enough, try Adolph's Meat Tenderizer. With Adolph's, there's no need to beat your meat. Your meat will come out tender, every time. Or our name isn't Adolph's!

So next time you find yourself in a situation where you don't have enough food to go around...Don't panic. Don't ask Jesus to make water into wine. Just pour a little Adolph's on your shoe leather and you'll have a juicy roast in 30 minutes.

Adolph's: it's what's for dinner, when you fancy less chewing, more swallowing.


****************************************************************

Back to Show

****************************************************************
Attached Images
 

Last edited by infinite monkey; 02-27-2013 at 01:20 PM. Reason: badd speeler
infinite monkey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2013, 01:17 PM   #28
Sundae
polaroid of perfection
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
Once upon a time there was a little white bull....
__________________
Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac
Sundae is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-27-2013, 02:11 PM   #29
DanaC
We have to go back, Kate!
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
...A little white bull!
__________________
Quote:
There's only so much punishment a man can take in pursuit of punani. - Sundae
http://sites.google.com/site/danispoetry/
DanaC is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-28-2013, 04:32 AM   #30
ZenGum
Doctor Wtf
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
He was a brave little bull ...
__________________
Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008.
Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.
ZenGum is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:55 AM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.