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Old 09-23-2011, 09:40 AM   #3901
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No, that comes last.
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Old 09-27-2011, 09:46 AM   #3902
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I shouldn't watch reality TV.
People on it are so often wrong.

I am so cross right now.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Diz is being a sod too, but I know it's just because he's hungry, so he gets a pass.
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Old 09-29-2011, 12:10 PM   #3903
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people that put the fucking pen down on top of each form they sign and sit back as though they can't see the pile of forms still to come. c'mon, asshole.
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Old 09-29-2011, 12:11 PM   #3904
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I remember doing that when I got my car from you. After your third eye roll I held the pen in my hand. lol
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Old 09-29-2011, 12:23 PM   #3905
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usually, I just say, 'you might want to hold on to that pen... I'm gonna try and wear out your arm here'... but today, there are other annoyances that have put me in a frame of mind where little shit like that has become mildly irritating.
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Old 09-29-2011, 01:09 PM   #3906
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Actually, I think you did say something like that to me as well.
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Old 09-29-2011, 01:12 PM   #3907
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I was there.
He said, "I can tell from the arm muscles that that's your wanking hand. Now keep hold of the goddamned pen!"
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Old 09-29-2011, 01:19 PM   #3908
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I was there.
He said, "I can tell from the arm muscles that that's your wanking hand. Now keep hold of the goddamned penis!"
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(much as I hate ftfys that one needed done)
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Old 09-29-2011, 01:30 PM   #3909
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Good fix well done.
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Old 10-01-2011, 08:56 AM   #3910
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HOT. Bloody hot.
Want to go out & go into town. But so bloody hot.

Watching a YouTube vid about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre which I thought would interest me, but it's full of irritating sounds imitating a Scene of Crime camera noise. And the rest of the interviews/ dialogue is SO quiet that I'm making up my own commentary.

I'm sure the DoP said his Mum was a lavatory cleaner, but then he talked about being brought up in the arts...

Town.
Going into town.

Four minutes.
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Old 10-01-2011, 09:44 AM   #3911
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Old 10-01-2011, 09:58 AM   #3912
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HOT. Bloody hot.
Want to go out & go into town. But so bloody hot.
A friend of mine on Facebook has been posting about how happy she is that the sun has been shining in England and that it's in the 70s. I guess it's all about perspective and internal thermometers.
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Old 10-01-2011, 10:37 AM   #3913
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A friend of mine on Facebook has been posting about how happy she is that the sun has been shining in England and that it's in the 70s. I guess it's all about perspective and internal thermometers.
Maybe your friend is in a cold spot. Banana Lady says it's in the high 80s in Nottingham.

It's close to freezing here, btw.
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Old 10-01-2011, 01:38 PM   #3914
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Everyone - I mean everyone - I have spoken to is delighted.
People in the bank, in the Post Office, in the shops, at school, family etc.
I am the only mardy-bum.

But I am consistent.
I do not complain about the cold.

I am happiest at approx 10 (32f).
Having to sweat it out IN OCTOBER! is so wrong.
Our Winters are warm enough and brief enough as it is - don't let Autumn disappear as well!
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Old 10-02-2011, 09:27 AM   #3915
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I haven't the foggiest idea how to light my furnace.

Bozo used to do it. I think it has to be lit with a lighter, but for the life of me I don't even see where.

There is almost nothing on the webz about this model, except a couple technical questions on a forum.
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