Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 7

SteveDallas · 12-19-2006, 03:32 PM

You should have shown him "Every Sperm is Sacred."

Phil · 12-19-2006, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

You should have shown him "Every Sperm is Sacred."

LOL ! he's now 21 and a huge fan of Monty Python. Maybe I'm not such a crap parent after all.

BigV · 12-19-2006, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

You should have shown him "Every Sperm is Sacred."

The Meaning of Life is already under the tree for SonofV. It's gonna be good.

SteveDallas · 12-22-2006, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

The Meaning of Life is already under the tree for SonofV. It's gonna be good.

Speaking as a protestant, I highly recommend the exposition on protestant sexual practices. It's often lost in the shuffle after the showstopping "Every Sperm."

Sundae · 12-22-2006, 12:31 PM

Shopping with my Dad at the weekend at a second hand video/ DVD stall.

Dad - I want to see if they have Life of Brian
Me - Well they have Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
Dad - That's not Life of Brian
Me - No, it's the Holy Grail

We both looked at eachother blankly.

I meant if they had one they might have the other - and I wondered if he'd misheard me. My Dad probably just thought he was having a "Funny/ Embarrassing Things They Say" moment.

footfootfoot · 12-23-2006, 08:06 PM

Several times while watching Thomas the Tank engine, inch has ordered me out of the room while a particular episode is playing. He gets very agitated and is emphatic about me going away. It is the episode with a big elephant being carted around. I am going to watch it later and see what it's about.

Very odd. All the others he doesn't mind me being around, and the one where Fergus has to go to the smelter, gets him scared and he insists that I stand by.

It's my own personal WTF?

monster · 01-20-2007, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Several times while watching Thomas the Tank engine, inch has ordered me out of the room while a particular episode is playing. He gets very agitated and is emphatic about me going away. It is the episode with a big elephant being carted around. I am going to watch it later and see what it's about.

Very odd. All the others he doesn't mind me being around, and the one where Fergus has to go to the smelter, gets him scared and he insists that I stand by.

It's my own personal WTF?

Did you ever find out?

footfootfoot · 01-28-2007, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Did you ever find out?

I've watched it and have no clue. Who knows what is going on in his head?

LabRat · 01-29-2007, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I've watched it and have no clue. Who knows what is going on in his head?

Have you asked him? Maybe when he's not watching it, bring it up. Now I've got to know...

01-29-2007, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I've watched it and have no clue. Who knows what is going on in his head?

Yeah, we have them all and I watched it... I could not get a clue at all. I have a three year old also, so I thought I may gain some insight because I spend some time interpreting... but, alas, no.
Perhaps it's code for something.

Bullitt · 01-30-2007, 01:18 AM

A kid in my kindergarten class today was trying to draw a lady stick figure. He made it pretty tall and disfigured then turned to me and said "She's tall for a lady, that's because she's really a man!"

footfootfoot · 02-18-2007, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Several times while watching Thomas the Tank engine, inch has ordered me out of the room while a particular episode is playing. He gets very agitated and is emphatic about me going away. It is the episode with a big elephant being carted around. I am going to watch it later and see what it's about.

Very odd. All the others he doesn't mind me being around, and the one where Fergus has to go to the smelter, gets him scared and he insists that I stand by.

It's my own personal WTF?

At Labrat's suggestion I waited for an opportune time and asked him. He said it was because they were having a party. (Fair enough, he has a reason.) "The party isn't for you," he continued. "The party is just for me."

So the movie and the party are just for him.

03-07-2007, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

At Labrat's suggestion I waited for an opportune time and asked him. He said it was because they were having a party. (Fair enough, he has a reason.) "The party isn't for you," he continued. "The party is just for me."

So the movie and the party are just for him.

See... makes perfect sense.

What is f-d-up is that I've lived with one long enough that it does to me *hits head wth brick*.

Q baby · 12-27-2006, 06:48 PM

we went to the mountains this weekend. we had the radio on with some old-fashioned country christmas music on, and while driving up the fog-covered mountainside, we could see only fog and a smidgen of road. after a few miles, my 6 yr old asked 'mom, are we in heaven?'

Q baby · 12-27-2006, 06:56 PM

MiniQ also called my cell phone today and left this message:

"Mom, brother went somewhere 'ribout' (that's how he says 'without') asking.
OK.
Bye."

My daughter has taught him well.

12-22-2006, 12:31 PM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Shopping with my Dad at the weekend at a second hand video/ DVD stall. Dad - I want to see if they have Life of Brian Me - Well they have Monty Python and the Holy Grail... Dad - That's not Life of Brian Me - No, it's the Holy Grail We both looked at eachother blankly. I meant if they had one they might have the other - and I wondered if he'd misheard me. My Dad probably just thought he was having a "Funny/ Embarrassing Things They Say" moment. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-23-2006, 08:06 PM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Several times while watching Thomas the Tank engine, inch has ordered me out of the room while a particular episode is playing. He gets very agitated and is emphatic about me going away. It is the episode with a big elephant being carted around. I am going to watch it later and see what it's about. Very odd. All the others he doesn't mind me being around, and the one where Fergus has to go to the smelter, gets him scared and he insists that I stand by. It's my own personal WTF? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-30-2007, 01:18 AM	#11
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	A kid in my kindergarten class today was trying to draw a lady stick figure. He made it pretty tall and disfigured then turned to me and said "She's tall for a lady, that's because she's really a man!" __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

12-27-2006, 06:56 PM	#15
Q baby I'll just put the tip in Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NC Posts: 39	MiniQ also called my cell phone today and left this message: "Mom, brother went somewhere 'ribout' (that's how he says 'without') asking. OK. Bye." My daughter has taught him well. Last edited by Q baby; 12-27-2006 at 08:43 PM.

12-19-2006, 03:32 PM	#1
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	You should have shown him "Every Sperm is Sacred."

12-27-2006, 06:48 PM	#14
Q baby I'll just put the tip in Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NC Posts: 39	we went to the mountains this weekend. we had the radio on with some old-fashioned country christmas music on, and while driving up the fog-covered mountainside, we could see only fog and a smidgen of road. after a few miles, my 6 yr old asked 'mom, are we in heaven?'

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