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Old 07-28-2015, 12:49 AM   #1
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Strange new toys

What the hell is this? Are they trying to encourage more G. I. Janes?
Is it an ISIS plot to make our future Seals/Green Berets/Marines wussys?
John Wayne is spinning in his grave. OMG, don't let George Patton hear about this.
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Old 07-28-2015, 06:17 AM   #2
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Nice.
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Old 07-28-2015, 07:35 AM   #3
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Makes me feel like stretching. I don't stretch enough.
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Old 07-28-2015, 11:15 AM   #4
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That's from the new book "How To Depose Governments and Conquer Countries Through Interpretive Dance".
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Old 07-28-2015, 11:21 AM   #5
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That's from the new book "How To Depose Governments and Conquer Countries Through Interpretive Dance".
Dance Battle.
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Old 07-28-2015, 11:24 AM   #6
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Yes.
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Old 07-29-2015, 01:22 PM   #7
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A rare SFW Oglaf....
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Old 07-29-2015, 01:23 PM   #8
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That's from the new book "How To Depose Governments and Conquer Countries Through Interpretive Dance".
Hilarious.

As indeed was the comic strip.
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Old 07-30-2015, 12:14 AM   #9
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I LOLd at the Puzzlecunt one.

i won't link it, so you will have to find it yourself. Worth the search though.
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Old 07-30-2015, 01:25 AM   #10
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At Oglaf. NSFW
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Old 07-30-2015, 01:44 PM   #11
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Worth the search though.
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Old 07-30-2015, 01:50 PM   #12
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Stop scowling I gave you the site.
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Old 07-30-2015, 04:44 PM   #13
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It's the worth it part that raises my eyebrow.

"puzzlecunt" was actually a pretty easy search, believe it or not.
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Old 07-30-2015, 05:15 PM   #14
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I don't think I'd recommend this doll.

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Old 07-31-2015, 06:45 PM   #15
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