Weird News - Page 134

Gravdigr · 09-26-2012, 01:03 PM

Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase 'The Blue Screen of Death.'

ZenGum · 10-09-2012, 06:47 AM

http://www.bedfordshire-news.co.uk/N...d-08102012.htm

Man, take a look at the bush, it's a masterpiece of horticulture.

Lamplighter · 10-09-2012, 08:50 AM

Landscaping plants do need periodic pruning.

Spexxvet · 10-09-2012, 09:09 AM

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Landscaping plants do need periodic pruning.

You mean smoking, right?

infinite monkey · 10-09-2012, 09:20 AM

'ere (passes pruners)

Snip snip GIVE, snip snip GIVE...you're fuckin' up the rotation!

Sundae · 10-10-2012, 02:23 AM

An ex-colleague, years ago, used to walk her dog past a house with a cannabis plant in the garden. She figured that any leaves that made it through the fence were fair game.

We assumed that the owners did not know what they had either, as there was no sign of cultivation or the kind of protection people use when growing for profit or even own use. It wasn't all that potent, but did give a mellow high.

She moved house about 6 months after discovering it - it might be there still as it was on the outskirts of a small village.

BigV · 10-10-2012, 02:44 PM

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I love how they've narrowed down the possible location -- "somewhere in west Texas".

Found it.

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Public relations people and top-level executives at Halliburton, one of the world's largest oilfield services companies, are likely breathing a sigh of relief after the oilfield services company found a radioactive rod that it lost last month, the Guardian reports. The seven-inch rod of americium-241/beryllium was found alongside a Texas highway some miles away from where it was being used to locate oil and gas deposits eligible for fracking.

Gravdigr · 10-12-2012, 04:32 PM

I am confuse.

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I think Sawyer's lawyers are gonna have an easy day in court.

orthodoc · 10-12-2012, 04:38 PM

Whoosh. Nothin' but net.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-12-2012, 06:57 PM

Yeah, but will he know how to run the dealership he's going to own?

ZenGum · 10-13-2012, 05:22 PM

Not really "weird news" as "are you #$%&ing kidding me?"

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A Russian anti-gay group has asked prosecutors to investigate milk cartons that it claims promote homosexuality to children.

The label of the Vesyoly Molochnik milk, owned by multinational dairy company Pepsi Co, is adorned with a jolly milkman and a rainbow in the sky.

Anatoly Artukh from the People's Council, says the label is a violation of St Petersburg's anti-gay propaganda law.

"A rainbow appeared on the cartons, a world-renowned symbol of the gay movement," he said.

"That immediately put me on alert."

State prosecutors are now investigating if the label is attempting to promote homosexuality to youth, as Mr Artukh claims.

Full BS at the link, here: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-10-1...y-milk/4311912

AVERT YOUR EYES, IMPRESSIONABLE YOUTH! PICTURE BELOW!!

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I have to admit, some of those cows do look more than a bit fabulous.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-13-2012, 05:50 PM

C'mon Zen, look at those swishing cows. They're all acting like they're females... like... cows... are...

ZenGum · 10-13-2012, 06:17 PM

Dammit, I looked a that picture for too long.

Sheldon, you fancy a root?

Trilby · 10-14-2012, 09:29 AM

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Dammit, I looked a that picture for too long.

Sheldon, you fancy a root?

you slay me.

and those cows are, as bruce said, teh ghey things in the cartoon. Those are some gay-assed cows.

but what I think is really the silver lining on the cloud is that the Russians are beginning to act more and more like Americans. Isn't that heart-warming? Now that they don't have to worry about Communism they can be all homophobic and argue about stuff that keeps them off the REAL issues!

xoxoxoBruce · 10-14-2012, 09:32 AM

That's true, so busy they don't even notice Putin is pulling a Romney on them.

09-26-2012, 01:03 PM	#1996
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase 'The Blue Screen of Death.' __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-09-2012, 06:47 AM	#1997
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	http://www.bedfordshire-news.co.uk/N...d-08102012.htm Man, take a look at the bush, it's a masterpiece of horticulture. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-10-2012, 02:23 AM	#2001
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	An ex-colleague, years ago, used to walk her dog past a house with a cannabis plant in the garden. She figured that any leaves that made it through the fence were fair game. We assumed that the owners did not know what they had either, as there was no sign of cultivation or the kind of protection people use when growing for profit or even own use. It wasn't all that potent, but did give a mellow high. She moved house about 6 months after discovering it - it might be there still as it was on the outskirts of a small village. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-12-2012, 04:32 PM	#2003
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I am confuse. I think Sawyer's lawyers are gonna have an easy day in court. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-12-2012, 04:38 PM	#2004
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Whoosh. Nothin' but net. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

10-09-2012, 08:50 AM	#1998
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Landscaping plants do need periodic pruning.

10-09-2012, 09:20 AM	#2000
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	'ere (passes pruners) Snip snip GIVE, snip snip GIVE...you're fuckin' up the rotation!

10-12-2012, 06:57 PM	#2005
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yeah, but will he know how to run the dealership he's going to own? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-13-2012, 05:50 PM	#2007
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	C'mon Zen, look at those swishing cows. They're all acting like they're females... like... cows... are... __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-13-2012, 06:17 PM	#2008
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Dammit, I looked a that picture for too long. Sheldon, you fancy a root? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-14-2012, 09:32 AM	#2010
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's true, so busy they don't even notice Putin is pulling a Romney on them. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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