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Old 05-01-2008, 09:28 AM   #16
Shawnee123
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lol @ cic

We have a position very much like that here:

Associate Devil for Enrollment Management.
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Old 05-01-2008, 06:18 PM   #17
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I love to needle people....especially people I work with that I know will fire up.

Then I laugh and they realise it was just for my own amusement.
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Old 05-01-2008, 06:29 PM   #18
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See I'm not alone, DucksNuts is a dick too. Wow that was a mouthful.

And, my wife says I have a really nice dick. She could be lying to me, but I don't care.

And, yes, I'm the nicest dick that I know.
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Old 05-01-2008, 09:41 PM   #19
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Im a nice dick too.
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Old 05-08-2008, 04:14 PM   #20
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Um. Congratulations are in order. With all this talk about dicks and needling, it exhibits remarkable restraint that no one has until right now said (slight pause) prick.
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Old 05-10-2008, 06:19 AM   #21
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See I'm not alone, DucksNuts is a dick too. Wow that was a mouthful.

And, my wife says I have a really nice dick. She could be lying to me, but I don't care.

And, yes, I'm the nicest dick that I know.
Ummmmm, yea, I do it. Not much here, but on another forum, the first one that I ever participated starting about 5 years, I have taken needling to an art forum. Some people are so whacked out they just need to be poked with a stick. Take Radar for example...
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Old 05-15-2008, 12:29 AM   #22
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Unhappily for most of us, poking Radar with a stick does not recalibrate the radar any too well...
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Old 05-15-2008, 04:30 AM   #23
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Unhappily for most of us, poking Radar with a stick does not recalibrate the radar any too well...
Also posted in What if I said.

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Well, Radar, your grandiose hollerings cast you in the role of blockhead, which seems an odd one for a man of your parts. You're rather losing your self-possession, aren't you?
Why are routine personal attacks by Urbane Guerrilla acceptable when even April never did that and got banned?

At what point are personal attacks, routine in every Urbane Guerrilla post, called acceptable Cellar behavior.

We have seen a few people banned for so much less. Why is UG's behavior exempt?

UG never posts without personal attacks. And that is acceptable? No. That is a double standard ... UT.
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Old 05-15-2008, 06:21 AM   #24
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Rules of the Brain Worm:

#1: Don't do drugs.

#1a: Don't perform oral sex on people with an alien in their pants.

#2: Don't ever join a Fraternity or a Sorority.

#2a: Never store mass quantities of human brains in your basement.

#3: Do not poke alien larva with a stick.

#4: Do not poke alien larva with a stick.

#5: See that stick? It's not for poking alien larva.


Rules to live by, to be certain.

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article66.htm
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Old 05-15-2008, 08:04 PM   #25
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I had to promise to use my powers of human manipulation only for the forces of good.
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Old 05-15-2008, 08:20 PM   #26
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Also posted in What if I said.

Why are routine personal attacks by Urbane Guerrilla acceptable when even April never did that and got banned?

At what point are personal attacks, routine in every Urbane Guerrilla post, called acceptable Cellar behavior.

We have seen a few people banned for so much less. Why is UG's behavior exempt?

UG never posts without personal attacks. And that is acceptable? No. That is a double standard ... UT.
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Old 05-16-2008, 04:30 PM   #27
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Holy Shit Jinxy - lmao!! :
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