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Old 04-05-2008, 11:42 PM   #1
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Statement by the Family of Charlton Heston
Saturday April 5, 11:24 pm ET


BEVERLY HILLS, Calif., April 5, 2008 /PRNewswire/ -- Legendary actor, civil rights leader and political activist Charlton Heston passed away today, at the age of 84. He died at his home with Lydia, his wife of 64 years, at his side. Mr. Heston was loved by his two children, Fraser Clarke Heston and Holly Heston Rochell, and his three grandchildren, Jack Alexander Heston, Ridley Rochell and Charlie Rochell.
The Heston family issued the following statement:

"To his loving friends, colleagues and fans, we appreciate your heartfelt prayers and support. Charlton Heston was seen by the world as larger than life. He was known for his chiseled jaw, broad shoulders and resonating voice, and, of course, for the roles he played. Indeed, he committed himself to every role with passion, and pursued every cause with unmatched enthusiasm and integrity.

We knew him as an adoring husband, a kind and devoted father, and a gentle grandfather, with an infectious sense of humor. He served these far greater roles with tremendous faith, courage and dignity. He loved deeply, and he was deeply loved.

No one could ask for a fuller life than his. No man could have given more to his family, to his profession, and to his country. In his own words, "I have lived such a wonderful life! I've lived enough for two people."

A private memorial service will be held. The family has requested that, in lieu of flowers, donations be made to the Motion Picture and Television Fund:
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Old 04-06-2008, 12:02 AM   #2
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Is there any truth to the rumor that the pall-bearers were wearing ape costumes?

Or that his gravestone was purchased by the makers of Soilent Green™?

Was there a statue of Rosalind Cash stand at graveside, wearing a white afro wig, staring off into the distance?

Is it true that Michael Moore attempted to attend the service, and was asked to leave? And is it true that Mr. Moore paced back and forth outside, waiting for someone to come out and answer his questions?
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Old 04-06-2008, 05:04 AM   #3
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Old 04-06-2008, 08:51 AM   #4
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Holy crap, Dr. Zaius,
your registered that name 5 years ago just so you could post this today?
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Old 04-06-2008, 10:59 AM   #5
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Old 04-06-2008, 11:08 AM   #6
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Old 04-06-2008, 11:13 AM   #7
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Old 04-06-2008, 11:45 AM   #8
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Crimson that is superb. It's what HM and I discussed this morning when we ehard the news, especially what you weould do with his cold dead hand if it came off at the same time you took the gun.

My Celebrity Death List hopeful, Prince Phillip, is out of hospital after a 3 day stay for a chest infection. I never get any luck!
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Old 04-06-2008, 02:37 PM   #9
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Thanks SG, Cicero. Just trying to bring my A game to the Cellar.
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Old 04-06-2008, 04:01 PM   #10
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Old 04-06-2008, 07:41 PM   #11
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Here's one that rocks! Hello Kitty!

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/10/18...y-assault.html
Reminds me, anyone seen wolf lately?
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Old 04-06-2008, 07:57 PM   #12
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Just ordered this for Ippy.

and of course:
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Old 04-06-2008, 10:06 PM   #13
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Old 04-06-2008, 10:26 PM   #14
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Although I can't say I agreed with the man's politics, his power and presence as an actor was unparalleled (and I believe in the right to keep and bear arms, or to keep and arm bears). Without him, Planet of the Apes would have been even more cheesy than it was. Without him, I would lack *any* clear mental picture of Moses.

Chuck was one of the greats, one of the last of a breed. I always miss his ilk when they're gone, and I always will.
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